Dean: "Castiel, we've talked about this." Castiel: *Blank stare from Castiel* Dean: "Personal space." Castiel: "My apologies."

A/N: I couldn't resist when I saw this clip. I'm not sure what season this is from, as I saw it in a clip. Hope you enjoy the read.


Dean sighed as he saw the angel turn behind him. "Castiel, we've talked about this," Dean said very slowly. Sometimes, it was fun teaching the angel earthly customs. After all, he figured, how often do you get to teach an angel about sex? Normally it would be the other way around, right? Never mind; normally it wouldn't even be mentioned...

Sometimes it wasn't as fun. Sometimes Dean wondered what the hell he'd gotten himself into. Strong emphasis on the "what."

This was one of those wasn't times. One of those times when Dean wondered if God was mocking him by bringing Cas into his life.

There was a blank stare from Castiel. Any other normal human, Dean was sure, would have done one of three things. They would have apologized. They would have said something snarky in return.

They would have moved closer.

Castiel did none of the above, he just remained staring at Dean with a blank look.

Dean exhaled forcefully. "Personal space," Dean said, with an emesis on 'personal.'

Another blank stare.

Dean resisted the urge to reach out and push Cas back as hard as he could.

Then, Cas stepped back. "My apologies," he said.

Dean bowed his head.

How was it more difficult to refrain from killing an angel of the Lord then it was his own brother? Dean didn't voice that thought out loud.

What he did say was, "We need to teach you some etiquette lessons."

FINIS