A/N: Seeing that I'm SUUUUUPER bored, and sick too, I decided to write this. The idea was jangling around my head like a rock in a tin can, so I was obligated to bequeath it upon the noble subjects of the Fanfic nation. Yaaaay! Its a sitcom of my favorites! I know it says Star Trek:TOS, but there's might be Star Wars, Avatar (last airbender, not blue people), Harry Potter, Artemis Fowl and (possibly) others (ie, Sokka working at McDonald's, Draco in the park etc.). Without further ado, I present my brainchild! (Woah, brainchild? Lets name him Chuckie!). No, for real this time, Roll film.

Han: What film?

Me: You know, the roll I told you to grab on the way to the studio!

Han: … I thought YOU grabbed it …

Me: *makes exasperated face* Never mind...

Little Anikan: Here V', I brought it! Mr. Solo forgot. He left it on the table.

Me: *ruffles hair* Thank you Ani. *puts film on antiqued camera* On with the show. FOR REAL.

WHOOOOOOSH! *Wiggles fingers and drops behind line of sight*

~Theme Musics~

Scene opens in the TOS apartment, with Chekov, T'Rin, T'Lali, Spock, and an expecting Avery eating breakfast.

Chekov: T'Rin, vhere are the Snickers bars? I have to get to work!

Avery: Oh no you don't! You need something more then that for breakfast.

Chekov: Svweetheart, vhy do ve hawe to do this right now?

Avery: *grabs box of granola bars* Here, put these in your car.

Chekov: *looks glumly at box and sighs* Thank you dear.

Chekov walks out of kitchen and leaves for work.

T'Rin: *grins* I hid the snickers bars behind Audrey *pulls box of snickers out behind a large flowering plant*

Audrey: Cooooo... Audrey want snickers... *reaches out with tendril*

T'Rin: No, Audrey, you already had breakfast. You must wait for lunch.

Audrey: *recoils tendril* Audrey like sn-n-nickers *flower head pouts*

T'Rin: She's worse then Pavel!

Avery: Thank goodness. Pav eats far too much sugar when we don't keep track of things. *pats swelled tummy* And I can't eat that much sugar, so why should he?

T'Lali: Ah, I get it! Communal suffering!

*Offstage laughter*

T'Rin: Precisely! Now eat your cereal and head off to school. Spock can't drive you today. He's working on something at the lab.

T'Lali: Thank goodness. It's really nice of him to drive me everyday, but seriously, its like, dead silent. He has no concept of conversation. My friends thought he was a robot or something!

T'Rin: *nods sympathetically* Have you tried talking to him about your engineering experiments?

T'Lali: No... *ponders idea* Great idea mom! *kisses T'Rin on the cheek and grabs backpack* Bye! Can't miss the bus!

T'Lali leaves apartment to catch bus, Uhura, McCoy and Sulu enter room

Sulu: Morning darling! I'm off to work. *turns quickly to leave*

T'Rin: Wait wait wait, aren't you forgetting something?

Sulu: *turns* Hm? Oh yes! *grabs coffee and walks to door*

Jackie Chan: *appears out of no where, thumps Sulu on head* You drink this? *gestures to coffee* This is crap! *dumps coffee into Audrey's pot*

Audrey: Squeee! Audrey like coffee!

Jackie Chan: *takes out bottle of V8* Drink this. You will like. *disappears magically*

Sulu: *drinks* Wow, this IS good! Bye everyone! Off to work. *turns to leave*

Uhura: What just happened?

Avery: I really have no idea Nyota.

T'Rin: Stuff like that happens everyday. Why question it? *sips coffee*

Uhura: You're right. Live and let live.

The end

~Theme music plays~

A/N: If you like, REVIEW! OR ELSE. I HAS PIGEON OWLS. Flames will be used to toast marshmallows! :D