MBD/PAF 3/21/13

Chapter 1

Phineas and Ferb were sitting under the big tree, thinking of what to do.

"Ferb got nothing, any ideas?" Phineas looked at his stepbrother.

"Now that you mention it, I-"Ferb was interrupted by his brother.

"I got it, we could-" Phineas was cut by Ferb.

"Phineas, let me-" Ferb was cut again

"Ferb, would you let me finish my-"Phineas was interrupted by Ferb. Again.

"Phineas, for the last time, let me-" Ferb was cut off for the 3rd time.

"Ferb, stop interrupting-" BAM! Ferb slapped Phineas across the face.

"Would you let me finish my sentence, you babbling ox!" Ferb yelled

"Oh great, now I forgot what I gonna say, oh, by the way, thanks a heap for slapping me, Ferb!" Phineas retaliated.

"For the last time, let me freaking talk!" Ferb grabbed Phineas by the collar.

"How about you let ME freaking talk?!" Phineas shoved Ferb back.

"You did NOT just shove me, you little screwball!" Ferb stared poison daggers through Phineas.

"Oh yes I did and I'll do it again!" Phineas shoved Ferb, even harder.

Ferb then proceeded to tackle Phineas to the ground.

Candace came outside, seeing the two choking each other.

"Hey! Break it up, you two!" Candace separated Phineas and Ferb.

"He started it!" Phineas whined.

'That's a load of bull, and you know it!" Ferb snarled.

"Stop it NOW!" Candace yelled, silencing the disbanded brothers.

"If you two don't stop, I WILL get mom out here." Candace looked at the two with a menacing death glare.

"Alright." Phineas and Ferb sighed.

"Good, I don't wanna have to come here again!" Candace went back inside.

Phineas and Ferb then sat at separate sides of the tree, when Isabella came in.

"Hey Phineas, whatcha doin'?" Isabella asked.

"Not much." Phineas said ,holding his face.

"Where's Ferb, and what is THAT?" Isabella noticed the throbbing red handprint on Phineas' cheek.

"Ferb and I aren't speaking right now, and that is Ferb's hand after he slapped me." Phineas said angrily.

Isabella then approached Ferb.

"Ferb, why did you slap your own brother?" Isabella asked.

"I suggest a project, but he kept interrupting me!" Ferb glared at Phineas.

"I'm gonna sit this out." Isabella sighed.

"Bye, Isabella!" Phineas waved.

"Phineas, you are pa-the-tic." Ferb said ,sarcastically.

"Shut up, tree boy." Phineas said annoyed.

"What'd you call me?" Ferb peeked over the edge of the tree.

"You heard me." Phineas turned back around.

"Forget this." Ferb got up and went back in the house.

Phineas got up and went into the kitchen.

"Hi sweetie." Linda said noticing Phineas walk in.

"Oh hey." Phineas said in a miffed monotone manner.

"What's wrong?" Linda asked.

"Oh, nothing, I'm just not in a great mood right now." Phineas said grabbing some ice.

"Wait, what's that?" Linda looked at the area that Phineas was icing.

"It's nothing." Phineas said mellowly.

Linda gave him a stern look and he revealed the handprint.

"Candace, Ferb, get down here!" Linda called.

The two came at lighting speed.

"Candace, put your hand on that mark." Linda instructed. Candace put her hand on and it didn't match.

"Alright, you're free to go. Ferb, you're up." Ferb reluctantly put his hand on and it matched perfectly.

"Ferb Thomas Fletcher, we're gonna have a serious talk when your father gets home." Linda tapped her foot. Ferb gulped.

"Phineas, why'd Ferb slap you?" Linda asked.

"We had a bit of a disagreement, and mistakes were made…" Phineas looked around nervously.

"Why don't tell her about the part where you shoved me, TWICE!" Ferb called from across the room.

"Oh my goodness, you two were FIGHTING?" Linda looked at Phineas and Ferb, disappointed.

"If you let me finish what I was saying, we wouldn't have had to-" Ironically, Phineas interrupted Ferb.

"Ferb, I shoved you. You SHOVED me, there's a huge difference." Phineas said, in a know-it-all fashion.

"See, there you go AGAIN, why do you keep interrupting me?" Ferb snapped.

"STOP YELLING AT ME ALREADY!" Phineas bellowed at Ferb.

"That is enough! Phineas, go to your sister's room. Ferb, go to your room!" Linda scolded.

"OK." Phineas and Ferb said in a defeated tone.

"Wait, why am I going to Candace's room?" Phineas asked, confused.

"I don't want you two in the same room until you can be nice to each other." Linda said, seriously

"Oh" Phineas said, and with that, the two walked off.