Crazy Dares KP Style

PLEASE! Submit ALL your dares through PM! If you are an anonymous reviewer then fine, or if you aren't allowed to PM, or if it's disabled, then fine. But otherwise, I BEG, please PM your dares! Until I can get enough time to make a forum, then you can use that too, if you wish.

Also, please give me a fake name to call you. Jessica, Mark... Whatever. You'll call in by phone on the fic, unless you want to become a guest host. REMEMBER that if you become a guest host, you run the risk of being dared yourself. Though since it's not real I guess it's no biggie.

Other rules: No killing, bashing, or daring a villain to take over the planet. Or daring KIM to take over the planet for that matter. Or Ron. Or ANYONE. No M rated dares. No bashing pairings and/or making a couple break up for your own happiness.

I AM A DRAKKIM FAN.If anyone wants to tease me for it, then just know that I can have my evil Kim and Drakken clones send you into oblivion. AND I WON'T DO YOUR DARES! MWAHAHAHA!

I won't be doing any Kego (or whatever it's called) dares. From how many forums it appears to have, I'd say it's most likely overused. Though I'm new to the fandom, so what do I know?

Truths, btw, are also acceptable.

Anyway, I guess that's it for the rules! Now we begin the fic!

A fourteen year old girl is just sitting in a warehouse. She is sitting on a lavish chair, legs crossed, reading a DrakKim fanfic, and sipping some iced tea.

Finally, she smiles, closes her laptop, and starts muttering to herself as she stands.

"What a great ending... I have got to see them kiss, just once in my lifetime..." she places the black portable computer on a nearby coffee table, then turns, grinning even wider at the camera.

"Hello all! I am CPG, and welcome to Crazy Dares, KP Style!" she declares happily. She seems to register her words, and giggles uncontrollably for a few moments, but quickly composes herself.

"Sorry. But I just thought... If someone would be so kind as to dare Kim and Drakken to kiss, you'd be my HERO!" and with that, she launches back into uncontrollable giggles, and this time it takes her a full three minutes before calming down.

"Sorry, sorry. Okay, now let's get those characters in here so I can explain some of those special features" she adds a wink to the end of her sentence, and turns to an empty space to her left.

She takes a deep breath, closing her eyes, and begins to hum. Her body glows, and one by one, the Kim Possible characters appear in the empty area.

Kim, Ron, Shego, Drakken, even Rufus in Ron's pocket.

"Hello!" CPG says happily, beaming. The characters jump and whirl around, coming face to face with the girl, who is smiling innocently.

"Um... Hi?" Kim says, ready to attack in case this chick was evil... Or insane.

"Welcome to my ToD!" CPG says, still grinning. Kim groans and buries her head in her hands. Please, don't let her be...

"And yes, I am a DrakKim fan"

Damn.

The only reason Kim was able to understand what a 'DrakKim' fan was, was that she had unfortunately come across a few stories back when she was looking for information. Dear God, those stories... She holds back a shudder.

"Why thank you! But my name is pronounced Drakken" the blue villain explains, and Kim groans, while CPG just laughs.

"Now then, I'm going to tell you all about the special features our darers may use in their tor- umm, dares" she coughs nervously and pulls out a clipboard from absolutely nowhere.

"Let's see. A time machine, to bring in you guys from the future or the past... Um, an alter-dimension machine... A laptop for fanfics and fanart... A true love necklace, which, when placed on a person, tells you who they love... And... I think that's it" she glances up to the characters, who all seem impressed.

"How did you crack time travel?" Drakken asks, amazed. CPG shrugs and says it's a secret.

Meanwhile, Kim can't help but hope that none of CPG's fellow fans will be daring...