Summary: Ah college. Some say those are the years you'd remember mostly other than your High School years. Funny, because the years you'd spend at the college made for the smartest and intelligent people are going to be nothing but some wild memory you'll end up telling your children. Except Deidara. Yep, our blonde friend will tell you about his good days and bad days in college along with his red headed friend named Sasori and the rest of the Akatsuki bunch! This was getting stupid to him until a new girl came into his life. Ah, things will start to get interesting. R&R!

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or the characters except for my own.

Warning: crude humor and language (Hidan), violence and alcohol.

Dorm Dayz!

Prologue:

Ah college. Some say those are the days you'll never forget in a lifetime. Well guess what, I want to! Not that I have something against waking up early in the same room with a grumpy red head, which I call my friend who's constantly screaming at me because he has some obsession about being late or keeping people waiting. No, that's not it. It's far from that. College is just like damn High School! It never ends! The constant, "Someone's sitting right here loser" or "Do I know you?" comments passed down to the ones who are not able to make friends or not cool enough to hang around. Like I said earlier, Just. Like. Damn. High School!

Here at this college you have to fit in to get in. you can tell from the geeks and the jocks. From the loners and people who craves for attention. The snobby rich girls from the laid back poor girls. You can tell all from which should grab the crowd's attention and which should get shunned or rejected. Yep, just like high school except that we're older and supposed to be more mature.

Guess what? I'm not apart of those damn groups of what I like to call the 'College ground ecosystem'. Nope, I'm my own man… well, me and my red headed friend I mentioned earlier. We're our own person. Sure, sometimes you could slap Sasori in with the short tempered group (which I'm thinking about forming sense he loses it all the time) but he's really a nice, short, stubborn, little bag of red hot. Me on the other hand, some might put me in the 'Most likely to look identical to a female' group if they have one. Some say I look like a girl. Okay, that fucking kills me! How many damn times do I have to tell these dumb asses that, I. AM. NOT. A. GIRL! I have an anatomy of a male to prove it! Some guys just walked up to me and would flirt which results in having a bloody nose and a black eye. Disgusting little pricks. Man I hate 'em.

Some gets away with a lot of things but it seems like I'm always the one to get stuck. Sasori for instants, he always just sits there and look like an angry little troll he is. But when he makes a mistake, no one dares laughs at the all mighty red head. No, one look at his death glare and everyone shuts their mouths. But when I do something out of the ordinary, everyone get to call me out of my name and laugh in my face. Do they know I have a little man pride? Some might not considering that they always call me a fucking girl!

To sum up my little rant about the good old college days (as some would say). I'm going to skip where I should tell you when college started to get interesting. There's this new girl that just started going here and she is H-O-T cute. Heh, but I won't tell you about it here. I'll save it for another time.