Holy crap.

So I found a Mario-related box that's been ironically hidden in a mansion for about 10 years.

The box was decorated with tape to lock it and rubber bands to prevent it from being opened. I took off the rubber bands and tape on it and opened the box, and inside was paper, a music box, and a crucifixion handle.

According to the paper, it is told that I'm the first person to ever find this box, and it was written before the murder.

I obviously need to share this story, because it tells you the truth about Mario. We all thought Mario was a friendly plumber, but in reality, he's a cursed murder machine. Go to the next chapter to learn the story.