Jesus strokes the Jesus pictures he notices his attraction to the picture oh my he became a happy boy! he strokes his nipples slowly while moaning in pleasure.. a child stares up at him, screams and runs away... he realized he wasnt at home but at the church and many kids and parents were watching one sexy little bitch caught his eye.. he goes up to the child and whispers.. "SANTAS ABOUT TO GIVE YOU HIS SPECIAL PRESENT".. the child has a sexy irish voice "Santas not real, cheeky cunt" he then realizes this kid is not a kid... and says under his breath.. "whats your name?" "Dyldo-KenDoll-Sticksitinhisbutt, but you can just call me Dyldo, whats yours?" "Daddy"

Jesus grabs Dyldo and runs off to the Ministers desk where theres a kid talking to the minister Jesus grabs the child and throws the little bitch out the window and screams "DADDYS HOME" then twists the ministers nipples till he passes out then hides the body in the confessionary as he walks back into the ministers office where Dyldo is waiting while playing with his Lucky Charms. "Daddy your back!"

Jesus is about to get sexy and when he gets sexually aroused he cant control his powers and as he pulls down his pants his penis turns into an icecream cone and his balls become icecream and for once his balls dropped to the floor. "LICK THAT UP BITCH" commands the holy Jesus. Dyldo starts licking up his iceticles (ice-testicles) while jesus gets behind him and starts tickling Dyldo's crack, Dyldo farts and Jesus got more excited.. I love you.. whispers Jesus. Dyldo grunts and says "I love you too.. can you tell me your real AHHGH name?" Jesus gets so horny that his mouth turns into a penis and he cant speak. They both stop from their sexy time experience and Jesus texts his name to Dyldo. "OH MY GOD YOUR JESUS CHRIST!" Jesus shakes his head rapidly "THAT EXPLAINS WHY YOU TURN YOUR MOUTH INTO A PENIS" Jesus shakes his head even harder and texts back "ITS PRONOUNCED HEH-ZEUS! I AM THE MAGICAL MEXICAN" Dyldo gets scared and doesnt know what to do so he tickles Jesus's mouth-penis and Jesus climaxed and blew up the universe. The end