The hunter awoked but was dead.
HALLO HUNTY YAAAAAASSSS said a doll but not pinokyo
Teh hunter said nothing because jrpgs don't talk main char
I AM A DOLL no shit I CAN HELP YOU GET SWOLE WITH YOUR SICKLY BITCH ASS SPIRIT
teh hutner awoke in Yardhm and talked to a house
Hello frend your not arojdn here. i am gilbet in strategy guise but call me SAGAN. listen kid, you are made od STARDUST. seek the CHOIR to become one of the COSMOS
then a scaey beats jumped out and slashed hunter becayse the beast blood sickness of eldritxh old ones that ravaged Yarnham was comign back worse then a Zika.
but hunter was ready and he SLAYED QUEEN YAAAAASSSS.
then some shit hapoens where he kills his fatjer, Gaston, who tries to marry Belle but its not happily ever after, hardcore beast Amelia Bedelia of child book fame, Alfred shares oodles of noodles, then some blood happens bc Arianna Gradne is on her period lol (a fuckimg whore lololol get it girl) and finally the forbidden woods .
so then. the NAZGUL (RINGWRATHZ NEITHER LIVING NOR DEAD) die in the forest. yes, our hunter is actually ARGON THE NOBLE GAS, son of ARTHORN, TR00 KING OV GONDOR.
but anyway.
then a place of learnigg bestows its web of secrets GET IT WEB BECASE YOU FIGHT A SPIDER and then all is rivealed.
then you can go to stupid village and get keys
then FINALLY upper csthedral ward
behold
TEH CHOIR
AWAKEN MY SON when you get to celestial garden. YOU HAVE SLAIN MY BEASTLY FORM AND I HAVE ASCENDED TO MY CELESTIAL SELF. THATS RIGHT, IM A GIANT BLUE MOTHERFUCKER named SAGAN
BEHOLD THE COSMOS
then the sky becomes a planetarium and aragon discovers how the MORMONS are the true moon menace.
ELOHIM AND THE ANGELS HAVE TAKEN THE PLANETS FOR THEMSELVES. theh have committed BILLIONS AND BILLIONS of sins.
WE MUST TAKE BACK THE COSMOS FROM THE MORMONS said SAGAN. THEY DONT EVEN LIKE COFFEE I MESN WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT
argon sensed the truth because of star patterns in the blue skin of SAGAN
BEHOLD THE STARDUST INSIDE OF ME. IT IS IN YOU. ARAGORN, YOU ARE MY SON
a briallnt flash happend because that always happens at times like this. Arahorn became true woke and ate all umbolical chords, killed hunter and ascemded to the COSMOS
USE MY STRENGTH SON said SAGAN
and with the piwer of the COSMOS arahorn bitchslapped every mormon of the universe.
with the shame of their feelings, every mormon lost 72 wives and had no more strength
GOOD JOB HUNTY. WANNA SMOKE SOME BLOOD? said the doll
but hunter turned into a slug. he was already high forever
RIP STEPHEN HAWKING
MAY YOUR HAWK TALONS RIP OUT THE FALSE EYES OF gOD
