Ron's Challenges

You know, it occurred to me that my writing career started with a challenge: a Gundam SEED/BSG2003 one, which resulted in the To Hell and Back series.

I thought, 'what the hell? I'll sent up a challenge depot of my own'.

Seeing as no one is paying attention to the ones on my profile, I'll post them here, instead.

?: About time!

(The holographic form of Draal from Babylon 5 appears out of nowhere)

AUTHOR: Great. I'm getting a drink. Draal, you read off the challenge.

DRAAL: Of course. The first challenge is:

Babylon 5/Gundam UC

The stipulations are:

1. A ship or fleet from the Universal Century ends up in the Babylon 5 universe or a ship or fleet from Babylon 5 ends up in the many wars of the Universal Century

2. You can give them Gundams, but that is optional. Mobile Suits are, however, mandatory

3. You can choose what year they come from but they must have beam weapons, even if it's just one Mobile Suit (I.e, UC 0079 or AD 2257)

4. Put them somewhere where they can be discovered, not in deep space to rot

DRAAL: Is that it?

AUTHOR: I may call on your services again for another challenge, but at the moment, I think the Great Machine needs you.

(Draal smirked and disappears)

AUTHOR: HATE it when he does that. Now where is he?

(A man in white falls in. it's none other then Lelouch vi Britannia, just before Suzaku impales him)

AUTHOR: Well, I was hoping for someone like Cornelia or Chuck, but you'll do.

LELOUCH: Why aren't I dead?

AUTHOR: You ARE dead. I just plucked you from before you died.

LELOUCH: Great, one of YOU.

AUTHOR: Just read off the damned challenge.

LELOUCH: Fine. The second story challenge is:

Code Geass/Babylon 5

LELOUCH: Why Babylon 5?

AUTHOR: Why not? There aren't enough crossovers with that series. Good ones, at least. And no Code Geass ones.

LELOUCH: I doubt there are fans of both.

AUTHOR: …

LELOUCH: Fuck. Forgot who I was talking to.

AUTHOR: Challenge. NOW.

LELOUCH: Right.

The stipulations are:

1. Lelouch must end up on Babylon 5, be it through time travel or God repaying him for all the work he's done.

2. Pairings are up to you, but not Lelouch/Delenn. Sheridan would kill him. Again.

LELOUCH: Why would I be interested in a Minbari?

AUTHOR: Blame the shippers out there. Keep going.

3. Lelouch keeps his Geass, but he can shut it off. Explain it how you like.

4. The Black Knights or anyone from, Lelouch's old life can pop up, but this is optional.

LELOUCH: Are we done?

AUTHOR: For now. (Snaps fingers and Lelouch disappears in a very Q-style flash)

AUTHOR: Please tell me I did NOT just do that.

(In Lelouch's place is Albert Wesker)

AUTHOR: Well, fuck.

WESKER: You!

AUTHOR: I'm immune to your attacks, asshole. Comes with being an author.

WESKER: Why am I here?

AUTHOR: Besides not being dead? You did take two rockets to the face in RE5. I think I have a challenge for you to give out.

(Hands Wesker paper)

WESKER: Fine. The challenge is:

Resident Evil/Army of Two

WESKER: That's new.

AUTHOR: Keep going.

The stipulations are:

1. Rios and Salem get involved in a biohazard. What virus and what BOWs they run into are up to you, but not Las Plagas. That's been done to death

2. RE characters can be included if the challenger so desires. It is not mandatory

3. It must include annoying puzzles for the pair to solve, and Army of Two features must be included, including back-to-back combat

4. Can be before The 40th Day or after, but must be after the first game.

AUTHOR: Thank you, Wesker.

(Snaps fingers, and Wesker disappears)

AUTHOR: Still creepy.

See you next time I have challenges for you.

Ja Ne!