Ciel Phantomhive and Alois Trancy were best friends and were also orphans. They originated from England but came to America when they were adopted by Sebastian and Claude Michaelis. Little did they know that they came to America during the time of the Cold War.

The two 12 year old boys were walking around school, hearing about this bomb threat from Russia. They went to their classroom, Mr. Big's room. Mr. Big is about 5 foot 7 inches, bald, in his twenties, with a big nose.

"Alois," Ciel started, "Don't say what I think you're going to say."

"But his nose is huge," Alois replied.

"Don't say it."

"B-but…"

"Don't!"

After class, they started talking about the duck and cover procedure, leaving Ciel and Alois dumbfounded. They did not really know about the bomb threat since their adoptive brothers (a/n: sebby and claude adopted them as their brothers) never talked about it.

"Hey Ciel," Alois said.

"What," Ciel asked.

"What is this 'Duck and Cover' thing for?"

"I don't know. Apparently there was a bomb threat from Russia."

"And I am just now hearing about this?"

"Yes."

Mr. Big explained to them what they had to do. They had to crawl under their desks while covering their heads with their hands. Ciel and Alois looked a little confused, but looked at each other and nodded as they got down on their knees and went under their desks.

"I'm under the desk," Alois started to sing, "Na na na na~!"

"Shut up," Ciel quietly yelled.

When school ended, the boys went home and saw Sebastian sitting on a chair in the family, drinking coffee. They figured that Claude went to work and decided to ask Sebastian about what was going on.

"Hey Sebastian," Ciel asked while setting his book bag down on the ground, "What is going on? Why are we doing this 'Duck and Cover' procedure?"

"You two know about the war going on between Russia and America right," Sebastian asked.

"Yeah. What about it?"

"Well, Russia has threatened to drop a nuclear bomb on this country. That's why you two are doing those procedures."

"If you knew about this then why did you make us move here," Alois asked.

"We didn't know it would only take 5 days for you two to get here," Sebastian said, "We thought you would want to with your friends in England a little longer."

"What friends? We didn't have any friends until we came here."

"Yes I know that know but we didn't know that you guys didn't have any friends in England."

A few months passed, Ciel turned on this radio in his and Alois's room, and laid down on his bed. Ten minutes have passed, they heard that the bomb threat has been called off.

"Yeah," Alois yelled while jumping off of his bed.

Claude and Sebastian heard the thump on the floor, knew it was Alois, and laughed little, "Hahahahaha."