A/N: I am so sorry. Title taken from "Bruce Almighty".
Being an angel of the Lord gave the angel many perks – smiting included.
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A bucket of water fell on Castiel's head as he opened the door, so; he smote it.
A whoopee cushion farted as Castiel sat on a chair, so; he smote it.
A newspaper blew into Castiel's face as he walked down the street, so; he smote it,
An oven burnt Castiel's finger when he was making the brothers' supper, so; he smote it.
A cloud rained on Castiel's trenchcoat when it was dry, so; he smote it.
A crazy hoon's car smashed into Dean's Impala, so; he smote it.
A computer of Sam's blew up, so; he smote it.
A vuvuzela went off in his ear, so; he smote it.
A bottle of beer ran out, so; he smote it.
Castiel's phone kept running out of minutes, so; he smote it.
Stonehenge was blowing up the world, so; he smote it.
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But then Castiel was human.
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A bucket of water fell on Castiel's head as he opened the door, so; he sighed and dried off.
A whoopee cushion farted as Castiel sat on a chair, so; he laughed.
A newspaper blew into Castiel's face as he walked down the street, so; he recycled it.
An oven burnt Castiel's finger when he was making the brothers supper, so; he swore and ran it under cold water.
A cloud rained on Castiel's trenchcoat when it was dry, so; he swore and waited for the rain to stop.
A crazy hoon's car smashed into Dean's Impala, so; he lent money to Dean and gave emotional support.
A computer of Sam's blew up, so he put out the fire with his trenchcoat.
A vuvuzela was going off in his ear, so; he confiscated it.
A bottle of beer ran out, so; he got down the 98th one.
Castiel's phone kept running out of minutes, so; he got a better plan – with Dean's help.
Stonehenge was blowing up the world, so; he flew, by plane, over to England and shoved a old rock into it – then Castiel got smote...
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...but God unsmoted everything!
The end!
