Abridged Kirby

Episode 3

Part 1

It was a beautiful morning in Pupupu Land. Kirby and Tokkori were sleeping peacefully. Suddenly, there was a pounding at the door.

"KIRBY, GET UP NOW!" Bun shouted.

"Do you have to be so loud?" Fumu asked.

Suddenly, the door burst open.

"I told you I'm not interested in anything you're selling!" Tokkori yelled.

"Tokkori, what are you doing in Kirby's house?" Fumu asked.

"He sat on me while I was sleeping in my nest last night, so I took his bed. What do you need him for anyway?"

"Get him! We have to speak with him," Bun said.

"Why-"

"NOW!"

"Okay, okay," Tokkori replied as he flew up to Kirby. "Wake up!"

The bird jabbed him in the stomach, three times as Kirby winced in pain. He fell out of the tree and rolled in front of Fumu and Bun. The boy then kicked him in the head.

"You are rude today," Fumu said.

Kirby sat up, rubbing his head and stomach at the same time.

"Piyo, piyo, piyo," he muttered angrily.

"Kirby, this is a dire emergency of great…urgency!" Fumu shouted.

The ball tilted his head in confusion.

"Has Meta Knight come to your house yet?"

Kirby shook his head.

"Well get out of town now, while you still can!" Bun yelled.

"He wants to do something horrible," Fumu said.

"Ah, is this Kirby's house?"

"YEIP!" Fumu screamed as she jumped high in the air.

All heads followed her up then returned to the mailman.

"Morning Mosu, what's up?" Bun asked.

"I have a special letter for Kirby," the old man said hoarsely. He took out a letter from his bag and read, "It's from…uh….hmm."

Just then, Fumu landed, took the envelope from the man and said, "Let me see. It's from Sir Meta Knight!"

Everyone gasped while Fumu unfolded the paper.

"It says eggs, milk, bread, candy- what the heck is this?"

"That's his grocery list," Bun replied, "check the back."

"Ok," she said as she flipped it over, "Kirby, I challenge you to a duel. I have reasons for this and as a star warrior you must accept."

"Piyo," Kirby cheered.

"No, don't 'piyo', this is bad," Bun said.

"I'll go tell the villagers since Mosu is asleep," Tokkori said as he flew off toward the town.

The mailman stood there snoring with his head down and a bubble hanging on his nose. Kirby walked over and popped the bubble.

"Wah, who's it? Oh, I guess I should go now," Mosu said as he turned and left.


The villagers crowded around the tree in the center of town.

"Sir Meta Knight challenged Kirby?" one of them asked.

"Why would he do that?"

"Silence!" Tokkori shouted, "If you don't believe me then talk to Mosu. I suggest you watch the fight for some entertainment, unless you don't want to see blood."

A villager fainted from the thought of it.

"Nah, I have disgusting food that no one eats to make," Kawasaki said happily.

"And I gotta watch that criminal that's in my jail for no reason."

"And I have to…um…go do something else."

With that note, everyone left.

"Humph, wimps," the bird murmured.