Hey Moony.
Hello Sirius.
So…
What do you want?
Nothing…
All right then.
…
Could you please stop breathing in my ear? I'm trying to read.
I'm not breathing in your ear…
Merlin. It's 5th year all over again.
Hey!
Go away.
…Can I ask you a question?
No.
One question.
No.
…Incendio
What the – my fingers – SIRIUS! You set my book on FIRE!
I'm sorry I ruined your book orgasm.
I'm going to pretend I didn't hear that. Reparo.
Let me ask you one question, or I'll do it again.
FINE. Just promise to leave me alone.
Whatever.
What's your question?
So…when were you planning to tell me that you're shagging my cousin?
GUH.
Whoa there, Moony. Your face is a weird shade of purple.
Ar-are you SERIOUS?
…I'm always Sirius…
…I-I hate your name. And I hate you.
Now Moony. Let's stop avoiding the question here.
What makes you think I'm –I'm involved with Nymphadora?
No reason.
SIRIUS.
Just the fact that you're worried every time she falls, you've laughed more with her than you have for the past 14 years, and that you moon over her. Get it? Moon. Moony. Haha.
Y-you-you –
Don't talk so fast there.
I'm going to say this once and once only, so try and think with that empty cauldron that you claim is your head. I am. In no way. Involved with. Nymphadora Tonks.
Ahhh. Okay. I'll leave you now.
Thank you.
Shame.
What's a shame?
Ah nothing. Just go on and read that delightful book of yours.
What?
'Cause she told me that she thought you were cute. Her words, not mine.
Wait – Sirius! SIRIUS!
…
Merlin's saggy left buttock…
A/N: Writing about Sirius and Moony makes me happy and content in the Land of Denial. This one is a little different than my usual style of writing, but I like it a lot. What do you guys think? Of course, you'd have to click that button to let me know...y'know, that little button...that says review...
