Always tie your shoelaces
Me: hey people I'm back!
Sasuke: oh joy~
Me: GASP! (Watery eyes) Gaara
Gaara: no
Me: pwease
Gaara: no
Me: I won't give back teddy (holds up old teddy)
Gaara: Sasuke~ come here for a sec I want to talk
Sasuke: NO NOOOOO PLEASE SAVE MEEE!
Me: I will call of Gaara IF you say the Disclaimer.
Sasuke: ok, ok I will.
Me: good. Gaara off, down boy, down!
Sasuke: messers-peaches does not own Naruto
Me: hehe on with the story
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"talking"
'thinking'
Inner Sakura
(me addin' shit)
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Sakura Haruno is a 15 year old high-schooler. She has solder length pastel pink hair and emerald green eyes.
(Sakura P.O.V)
"Hey forehead!" I spun around to see Ino my best friend (sorry but this won't last long, it's not that I have anything against her but I don't know it's easier to write her as a bitch). She had platinum blonde hair tied up in its usual high pony tail with her bangs covering her right eye. Her eyes are a pail sky blue that could make any man fall for her.
"Hey Ino-pig!" I yelled back.
'CHA! THAT I'LL TEACH HER FOR SHOUTING AT US'
I smirked as Ino turned bright red and stormed over to me.
"Come on let's just go" she grumbled as she pulled me towards the cafeteria. "Ya know one day your gonna trip on your shoelaces and fall into the closet with that emo Sasuke."
'UGH SasGAY more like!' "pfft never in fin-." But I was cut off by a falling sensation. Yes I had officially tripe on my shoelaces. Just great, fan-fucking-tastic. I will NEVER live this down. I closed my eyes waiting for the pain of the cold hard floor, but instead I fell into none other than the king emo himself Sasuke Uchiha.
I got up and looked around 'CRAP' I was in the closet.
"Watch where you're going Haruno!"
"pfft whatever SasGAY, now move so I can get out!" I shoved past him and tried to turn the door knob (tehehe yes I am that childish... so sue me) and tried to wrench the door open but it wouldn't budge. "I-it wound open! Were locked in!" suddenly panic washed over me and I started to heat up. "HELP. HELP. IM STUCK, GET ME OUT, GET ME OUT!" 'Crap this is bad'.
"Oh come on I'm not that bad".
"I'm claustrophobic (fear of small spaces) you duck-ass!" A smirk spared across his face.
"Is that so then?" he started coming closer but I couldn't step back anymore, he put his arms either side of my head. "Well would you like me to clam you down?" he pressed his body up against mine, his breath fanning over my neck and ear. I could tell he wanted to do something I did NOT want to do. (Remember kids no means no XD) 'Oh chicken-ass has it coming'. "N-no, don't".
"what was that if couldn't hear you?" he licked the shell of my ear and put his hand DANGEROSILY high on my thigh (tehehe rhymes (and Sakura was wearing black shorts with grey tights underneath, purple converse and a black top with pink cherry blossoms and Ino was wearing something purple)). "S-stop" I felt tears in my eyes threatening to spill. I put my hands on his chest, trying to push him off me but the heat had got to me, I was useless. "Help me..." it only came out as a whisper.
(Hidan P.O.V)
Great just fucking great all my so called 'friends' leave me standing here, so I look like a fucking Larry by the cleaning closet.
"H-help me..." 'What the fuck was that?'
"NO STOP!" A shout came from inside the closet, I tried to open it but it was locked so i did the only thing that came to mind. I kicked the door handle off and the door sprung open. Someone fell on me, I looked down to see a girl with pastel pink hair, emerald green eyes and tear streaked cheeks. I don't know why but it fucking pissed me off. I looked past the girl on my chest to see that bastard Itachi's gay-ass younger brother.
"S-sorry and thanks" the girl said and ran off with tears running down her cheeks. I grabbed that SasGAY'S! Neck and slammed him into a wall.
"What did you do" i hissed.
"Just tried to calm her down she's claustrophobic" he smirked. That's when I lost it and the next thing I knew he was on the floor with a broken and bleeding nose and a red cheek. "pfft don't hurt her again!" I warned then I walked off. I don't know why but I feel protective of her, I need to tell the Akatsuki.
Aw shit.
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*Jazz hands*
Yay I'm done! Please review i you do Hidan gets an electric shock and Kakuzu gets a dollor!
On and a message for "immortal-Kempachi":
I HATE YOU, YOU... YOU SNEAKY ORIHIME! And YES I WENT THERE!
Peace out and Ja ne
