Welcome, Young Scholar, To Middleton High
Yes, I'm still alive and still writing stuff. I really am working on an actual, full-length chapter story. Why isn't it there yet? Because I'm lazy. So you get this as filler.
Welcome, young scholar, to Middleton High.
If this place were real, you'd undoubtedly die.
If the robots don't kill you, the mystery meat might.
You'll probably have a memorable prom night!
This is Kim. Kim Possible and
She thinks that saving the world is just grand.
She has a best friend and his name is Ron and
They stop the villains, laws of physics be damned.
This is Ron. Ron Stoppable and
He's got Kim's back if he can keep his pants on.
He has a mole rat named Rufus who's pink and
Trust me, you don't want to know where he has been.
This is Rufus, Ron's naked mole rat.
He eats quite a bit but he never gets fat.
Unlike his owner, who once did just that.
But we'd rather not say any more about *that*.
This is Bonnie. A cheerleader which
Means that she's atop the school food chain which
Means she needs to be a rhymes-with-witch
To Kim, all the time, no matter the sitch
Here is Mr. Barkin. He will teach all your classes.
He doesn't like kids who are pains in the asses.
Which includes any students without their hall passes
And any poor slobs who might be in his classes.
This is Shego, Kim's arch-enemy.
She can shoot plasma and her skin is green.
For arch-enemies, they seem rather friendly.
When she calls Kim "Princess", I wonder what it means.
This is Drakken, a doctor, he claims.
The supposed boss of Shego, who shoots flames.
His skin is blue; his mood's often the same
Since his plans (domination), all fail, 'cause they're lame.
Here is Kim's locker. It has a computer.
And a satellite hookup, all hooked up just for
Catching people like Shego, her pale green-skinned foe.
Whose picture she keeps, taped up there on the door.
If you cause any trouble, you might get detention,
A punishment really too awful to mention,
With Big Mike and folks never otherwise mentioned.
Sure to destroy any status pretensions.
With enough luck, you just might graduate,
Or you might even suffer a deadlier fate.
If aliens show up from - a world far away,
Kim P, and her friends, will again save the day!
A/N:
Just an attempt to do something in a Dr. Seuss vein, because, why the heck not? Not based on anything else, just "in the style of".
The meter and rhyming scheme are a little bogus ("computer", "for"? Whatever.), but, hey - humor.
Disclaimer:
I do not own anything Kim Possible-related. You should know this.
