So this has been floating in my head for a while now and it finally came out the way I wanted it to, hope you like it:)
"I don't understand how people do this" Tony said as he clicked through the computer.
"It does not make sense to me either, Tony" Ziva replied.
The big screen in the bullpen was showing a shot from a website. Their current case had led them to the site when a sailor had left her suicide note on the site. They had closed the case quickly, but the site had caught the attention of Special Agents DiNozzo and David.
"Watching our show is one thing" Tony continued as the screen shot scrolled down. "But making up stories about us is just weird."
He continued to look through the stories before looking at the boxes towards the top of the screen.
"Hey, you can chose which characters you want to read about" he grinned, clicking on his own name. "Would you look at that, 7844 stories about yours truly" he grinned.
"Do not let it get to your name" Ziva replied.
"Head, let it get to my head" Tony instantly replied as he changed the character. "Lets see how many McGoo has."
He let out a laugh when he saw the number.
"Only 1832, how about you, Zee-vah?" he continued. "Aww, more than McUnpopular, but still less than me at 5105."
"Tony, you are basing popularity on how many people write about you on some website?" Ziva asked.
Tony turned to look at her before an idea came to his head. He quickly fiddeled with the options before clicking go.
"Would you look at that, 10 dirty stories about you and Madame Director" he grinned, about to click on one of the titles.
"Do not even think about it" Ziva warned, her knife suddenly in her hand.
Tony went white before going back to the main NCIS page.
"Wait, what it that" he suddenly said, looking at the authors. "Well, well, well, if it isn't our own Thom E. Gemcity."
"You cannot be serious" Ziva suddenly walked over to his desk, looking over his shoulder.
Tony clicked on the authors link and was sent to his profile. There wasn't much on the page, until they reached what he had written. Tonys grin grew as he clicked on the first story.
"What are you doing?" McGees voice suddenly said when they were halfway through the story.
They both turned to look at their coworker.
"Just reading some of Mr. Gemcitys early works, McDead" Tony replied.
Not great, I know, but I like it, even if I don't own it, seriously, now, tell me if you like it:)
