Complications Of Love And School

Title: Complications Of Love And School.

Author: xo. Synyster Silence .ox

Genre: Romance/humor

Anime/Manga/Show/Movie: Naruto

Pairing(s): SasukexNaruto, GaaraXSakura, NejixTenten, Hinatax, TemarixShikamaru, SasorixDeidara, ChoujixLee, KankuroxOc, and InoxKin,

Summary: High school, home of whores', sluts', goths', emos', preps', teachers, yaoi, and yuri. Naruto Uzumaki, the "new kid" must go through it all, and on top of that, he has a crush on the emokinghimself, Sasuke Uchiha. Oh, live at KonohaHighis certainly entertaining...

Hi, hi! This is my first Naruto fic, so please, be gentile. It's wayyy AU and OOC, but it has Yaoi! Enjoy, xo. Syn

Chapter One: New School

I never really cared much about my social life. I mean, being the "over-active new kid" ten times this year is really hard, plus, I just found out I'm gay... wonderful. My name is Naruto Uzumaki, and my foster father just ruined my life. A little over dramatic, I know, but... It's true. Ya see, we just moved to Konoha, not that I have a problem with it...but it's just... Konoha is the place you need to worry about your social life.

I looked out the window, marveling -wow... I really need to stop reading the dictionary...- at the sight before me. It waspretty nice.

"Do I have to go to school?", I asked my foster father, Kakashi, as we pulled into the school parking lot.

Oh, yeah. My foster father is a sub, so that makes me: "son" of the sub.

"Yes, Naru-chan. Now get your ass in that school or I'll make you watch Yuri with me." Kakashi smirked deviously.

I grimced; I'm gay, I like boys, not girls. I visible shuddered, but walked into the school anyways.

I kept my head down, watching my feet, NOT listening to the whisperers abouta "newbie". Oh god. I gulped and walked faster down the hall, chanting to myself: don't attract attention, don't attract attention, don't attract atten-

"Hey! Watch where your going!"

Dammit! I attracted attention.

I looked at the tapping foot of a... prada shoe. "Huh, nice make, those don't come out til next year."

"What?"

Shit, I said that out-loud.

I looked up at the shoe owner. It was a girl, and she had... pink hair. I did a "OMG! WTF" moment before directing my attention to the...very hot boy leaning against the locker. He had dark black hair, black eyes, and... he was fucking SEXY!

I wanted to know who he was, if he was gay, and if he... would like me too.

"You're gay aren't you!", Pinky said.

"NO! NO!", I yelled, glaring at her. "Pfft. Pfft. Me gay? Puh-lease, girl."

Smooth. That defiantly does not scream "OMG! I'm GAY!"

"I knew it!", Pinky yelled.

Normal POV.

Narutoblushed, hiding his face away from the girl with the pink hair. He knew some one was going to find out, but he didn't think so soon. The girl started laughing, causing Naruto toblush harder, if it were possible.

"S-shut up!", Narutoyelled, glaring at the girl with pink hair.

"Hey, it's no big deal. Most of the people I know are gay! I'm Sakura bythe way, and the boy you were drooling over is Sasuke."

Naruto lookedover at Sasuke whowas picking through his locker, cursing once in a while. Narutofelt something bloom at the pit of his stomach, a feeling he could grow to like. The blond looked over at Sakuraagain, hiding his eyes behind his hair.

"Oh...", he muttered meekly.

"C'mon. What class do you have?", Sakuraasked, slinging her bag over her shoulder.

Narutotook out the crumpled not from his pocket. "I have... History, then Geography, lunch, Science, math, Gym, drama, then I'm out."

"Well, I have history, Math, lunch, Science, Art, Gym and Drama. Two classes with you, but I know some people who have the same classes as you."

"Cool."

Naruto POV

Okay, so Pinky- Sakura, was really cool about me being gay. Hell, she even said she knew some gay people. Huh, maybe this school isn't thatbad. I looked over my shoulder; the worst thing I could have done; Sasuke, the guy who is über hot, and makes me fell like I'm on a cloud, was kissing another boy.

I looked away once he looked at me. It hurt, it hurt a lot. I walked with Sakura, not looking back.

Great. I meet a friend, See the man of my dreams, and get heart broken in under an hour, what else could go wrong today.

"AGGG!"

Some one glomped mefrom behind.

I turned around, glaring at... a boy who looked like a girl. Or a girl who was...a boy?

"I'm Deidara, yeah. You must be the new bitch."

"Come on, Dei-chan. Leave the bitch alone."

I turned around, glaring at a boy with red hair, and very... smexysmirk on his face.

"Saso-Same, come on." The man named Deidarawined.

"No, Dei-uke." He said firmly.

-insert sweatdrop hereplease- I did a "WTF" for the second time today, looking at the two... couple? Who obviouslydoesn't care their gay...

"Saso, Dei. This is Naruto", Sakura said, patting Deidara back.

"Pinky-chan!", Deidara yelled, glomping Pinky.

I stared at them. "Um, are they always like this?", I asked, watching as they hugged each other.

"Yes." Sasori sighed. "I'm getting a little jealous. Shes taking my Dei-Dei-uke awayfrom me."

"..."

"What?"

"Nothing."

Deidara and Sakura finallysettled down, giggling a little.

I shook my head; why me. First I meet a Pink haired girl, then I see the man of my dreams, then I get heartbroken, then I meet two gay weird-os', what next? I cross-dressing emo? Or no, maybe...

.! "IT'S MICHAEL JACKSON!!"