A/N:Sorry for the shortness, I'm too lazy to do more than this right now...but I hope you like it anyway!

Disclaimer (for whole story): I own nuffin', sadly...

Oh yeah, peeps, this is my first fanfic, so PLEASE DO NOT KILL ME IF YOU HATE IT!

Ta! -crushinsammygirl


It was really beautiful, ribbons of smooth, cool air washing over me, my wings in perfect sync with the rest of my flocks'. A pale evening dusk tinged the sky a light lavender. To sound stupid, that is. I envisioned us: the younger children at the rear, spread out in a lovely spread formation, myself in the front, flanked by my trusty guys, Fang and Iggy. It was a really perfect moment, just s-

"Oh, come on, Max, puh-leeze can we stop soon???? My wings are, like, killing me."

"Fine!" I snapped. God, if that girl talked anymore, my ears would literally fall off.

I sighed and swerved directly in front of my flock. "Listen up, guys, 'cause I'm only gonna do this once."

"What're you gonna do? Are you, like--" Fang, God bless the boy, put his hand over Nudge's mouth. Silence! Wouldn't it be nice to have that, like, for more than thirty seconds?

"Okay, everyone. Remember jerk-Max?" Jerk-Max had been a nickname from Iggy, and it stuck. It fitted that jerk faced, pompous, stuck up little…

My flock nodded. Unlike jerk-Max's little followers, mine actually listened to me. Well, except for when Nudge got onto one of her rants. But everyone else was pretty obedient.

"I got my latest orders from TB," I continued. Yeah, we'd gone back to Itex. What? It kept us alive, so we were in. "One of us needs to infiltrate the insignificant flock."

I was kind of hoping for this to be one of those sentences that rings over the air, you know? Where the listeners/readers get a chill up and down their spines. But, of course, then the Gasman…well, gassed us.

After we finished choking and gagging, Angel smiled in that creepy way she had, and tugged my hand gently. "I'll do it, Max," she offered sweetly. "I'll get that flock."


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Oh yeah, there'll be Fax when we get to the original flock in the next chapter or so, just a li'l FYI