Watch Freddie Fail.
Watch Freddie use cheesy pick up lines to get Sam to talk to him. Watch Freddie fail.
(Sam)
(Freddie)
Disclaimer: Nope. Nada. No *sniffle*
Saaaam.
What do you want Frednub?
I'm bored.
How is that my problem? Now leave me alone, Mama needs her sleep.
Aw, c'mon Sam. I pass notes with you whenever you're bored in class.
Why don't you be nerdy and listen to the teacher or something?
Ironic isn't it? Ridgeway's number 1 slacker is telling me to pay attention in class.
Go away Benson and let me take a nap.
No. Please Sam?
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Saaaaam?
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Sammy?
Don't call me that, Fredward.
Call you what, Sammy?
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Sam!
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Did the sun come out or did you just smile?
Excuse me?
I better call God and tell him he lost an angel.
I think you lost your mind.
If you held 11 roses and looked in a mirror, you'd see 12 beautiful things.
If you looked in a mirror, it'd shatter into a million pieces.
Do you have an eraser? Because I can't get you out of my head.
No. But I need one to erase all these stupid pick-up lines from my head.
You know, you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
Oh, you must be looking at Melanie.
Can I take your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
Can I take your picture so I can show Santa what I DON'T want for Christmas?
There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off of you.
Well, my eyes burn every time I see you.
Are you tired because you've been running through my mind all day.
I really want to run out of this classroom and away from you.
Is there a mirror in you pants because I can see myself in them.
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Okay, sorry that was gross. Let me try again. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
And I'd put B, Y and E together. Now leave me alone.
But Saa-aam.
Good bye, Frederly.
Eh, something random I wanted to write. Thanks for reading it!
