In the Forest of Death, during the Chunin Exams, Sasuke had just woken up, surrounded by a dark aura of power. His Sharingan blazed along with the marks on his face and body. Dosu never felt so afraid before. Not of a freaking Genin, at least. "W-what the hell? Why would Orochimaru-sama send us to assassinate him when he gave the boy a curse mark"?

Oddly enough, he got his answer, but from a very unlikely source. Uzumaki Naruto rose up from his resting place, an irritated scowl marring his features. He looked toward the disturbance and scoffed, "Aint it obvious mummy boy"? Dosu looked at him, slightly miffed at the insult but curious as well.

"Isn't what obvious?", he asked. Naruto gave him a "you fucking dumbass" look before responding, "Your master wants Sasugay for his new boy toy, dumbass". This statement shocked everyone presently conscious, especially the Konoha Genin as they stared at Naruto as though he grew a second head.

The blond in question got up and started walking towards Dosu, his ocean blue eyes dead as he stared. "Get it yet? Your pedo snake of a master wants teme for something, and I'm guessing his, oh so precious, eyes", Naruto said as he pointed at Sasuke, pissing the Uchiha off. "Shut it, dobe! What the hell do you know!?", Sasuke shouted as he spun around and faced Naruto, preparing to attack.

Naruto scoffed again, "Oh please, teme, why else would he bother to play around with a group of Genin still somewhat fresh out of the Academy? Because he wants something from us, specifically you, dumbass". Sauske raged, "He gave me power! This power is exactly what I need to defeat HIM"! Everyone was confused at who the raven haired boy was referring to, except one. Naruto rolled his eyes and said, "Oh whoop de fuckin do, a little hickey makes you think you have enough strength to beat that guy? Don't make me laugh teme".

It was then Haruno Sakura, Sasuke and Naruto's teammate for cell 7, decided to speak up, albeit in a trembling voice due to adrenaline and fear, "N-Naruto, what are you talking about"? Naruto looked at her, eyes still dead, which shocked Sakura even more, and said, "It's not my place to tell. I'd say ask shithead here, but he won't tell you shit about it". Sakura bristled at the insults toward Sasuke, but couldn't say anything about it. The coldness in his eyes still shocked her to no end.

Naruto then looked toward Dosu, who was trying to sneak away when he noticed they were distracted, "Don't even think about it mummy boy". Dosu froze, feeling Killing Intent equivalent to Orochimaru on him. Shaking, he turned toward the blond, who clicked his tongue and said, "You know, I should just kill you where you stand, but I don't feel like it. So, here's the deal: drop the scroll you have and take your teammates before I change my mind". Sasuke, still being powered by the curse seal, looked at Naruto enraged and yelled, "No! That is my prey you're letting go! What the he-"!? That was as far as he got before Naruto shunshin'd behind him and chopped his neck, saying, "Shut the fuck up already, you fucking piss ant. I've had more than enough outta yer yap"!

Sasuke crumpled to the ground, out cold, which startled everyone present once again, even Dosu. The Oto nin stated his shock, "I thought you Konoha bastards were all about teamwork and comraderie…". Naruto then grinned, but it wasn't his normal grin. No, this was the grin of a predator, playing with its food before eventually swallowing it. The blond replied, "Teamwork huh? With this egotistical jackass and his cheerleader as teammates, I might as well be working with Academy kids. At least they might have an idea of what the word TEAM means"! At the last part, he gave Sakura a pointed look, to which she flinched.

Meanwhile, Ino was reeling at the scene before her. Here was the dobe of her year, the always smiling and goofy blond runt of the class, acting like a seasoned shinobi. More than that, he took out Sasuke with one hit! Sasuke was the strongest in their year! How can Naruto just knock him out like it was nothing!? And those eyes…his eyes were like glaciers. Frozen solid with no light within. Where did he learn to do that? Ino's revelations were cut short when she saw the mummy looking guy pick up his teammates and started to back away, sweating as he put the scroll down.

"L-look", he said. "Here's our scroll. We'll take our leave. But next time, you won't get off so easily Konoha scum!" With that, he jumped into the trees, disappearing from view. Naruto walked over the the scroll and picked it up, then shouted, "Makin threats while runnin away is such a bitch move!" Shaking his head, he pocketed the scroll and walked back to the clearing, feeling eyes on him. Looking around, he saw the Genin giving him looks ranging from shock, to fear, to confusion and such.

"What?", he said, causing everyone to sweatdrop. Nara Shikamaru, Ino's teammate and one of the few who didn't give Naruto a hard time in the Academy, found his voice first. "Naruto…what happened"? Naruto, knowing what he meant, shrugged, looking away as he responded, "Nothing. I just decided to quit pissin around and shit". Shikamaru shook his head, saying, " I knew you were forcing yourself to act that way all along. I meant what happened to make you this way"?

Naruto chuckled then, a somewhat dark chuckle as he said, "You were always too damn smart for your own good, Shika…As for my story, that's gonna hafta wait for another time. I gotta get these idiots to the tower while I still have some chakra left". With that, he made 5 Kage Bunshin in order to carry them. "Damn", he muttered. "I was aiming for two. Fuckin snake cross-dressin bastard, fuckin up my…" He continued to grumble as he had two clones lift his teammates, much to Sakura's chagrin, and had the other three clean up their makeshift camp.

Looking at his fellow Genin, he saluted them, saying, "See ya at the tower, chumps"! With that, he and his clones ran towards the tower, leaving almost two teams confused as to what just happened.

Ok so that was a quick story about what would happen if Naruto was more like Revy from Black Lagoon. I might continue this, might not. We'll see. I probably botched the whole revy thing though…