One day, Pepe the Frog drove his jeep into the MASH 4077th and saw two Antifa bullies were beating someone up for no reason. Everyone else in the camp was watching and cheering, including the cucked C.O. named Colonel Potter. The man getting beat up looked very beta, but Pepe felt sorry for him anyway.
"What's going on here?!" Pepe demanded to know as he brought his jeep to a stop.
"We're just beating up Frank here because he's a fascist," lied the Antifa bully named Hawkeye.
"Beating up people who say the wrong things is the only way to stop fascism from coming back," said the other Antifa bully, who was named B.J.
"All I said was that North Korea is bad!" Frank explained truthfully.
"That's imperialist propaganda!" yelled B.J. "If the North Koreans are starving, it's because of racist sanctions from the wonderful U.N., not because communism isn't working."
"Are you saying that communism does work?" asked Pepe. "You know the name for people who think communism works is... communist!"
"That's McCarthyism!" Hawkeye exploded. "We're not communists! We just become anti-war whenever communists are under attack!"
"I'll find the proof!" Pepe replied wisely. He went into the Swamp and searched it until he found what he was looking for. It was two red cards which had on them a picture of Stalin doing a thumbs-up. On the cards were written the names of Hawkeye and B.J. At last, Pepe had the proof that those two Antifa bullies were card-carrying communists!
Using his second amendment, Pepe arrested Hawkeye and B.J. for treason and had them sent to Leavenworth where they belonged. Once they were gone, the camp started becoming based again and Frank was once again treated with basic human dignity. Hot Lips stopped flirting with dangerous feminist ideas, and realized that she should settle down with a man as soon as the war was over. Everyone cheered Pepe for saving them as he left the camp in his jeep.
