Disclaimer- All I own of the X-Files are the nine boxsets, Mulder and Scully belong only to each other.
NOTES- okay, bad songfic, but we've got to do it sometime, right? lol. The lyrics are from FOUNTAINS OF WAYNE- HEY JULIE and I have obviously changed them slightly. This bad songfic is running through Mulder's head in season two, while the x files are closed. Ah! Save us all!
Hey Scully
Working
all day for a mean little man Hey Scully, Hours
on the phone making pointless calls Hey
Scully,
With a clip-on tie and a rub-on
tan
Skinner's got me running 'round the office like a dog around a
track
I wish when I get home,
You'd be there to rub my
back
Look what they're doing to me
Trying to
trip me up
Trying to wear me down
Scully, I swear, it's so hard
to bear it
And I'd never make it through without you around
I got a desk full of papers
that means nothing at all
Sometimes I catch myself staring into
space
Counting down the hours 'til I get to see your face
Look what they're doing to me
Trying to trip me
up
Trying to wear me down
Scully, I swear, it's so hard to bear
it
And I'd never make it through with out you around
No, I'd
never make it through with out you around
How did it come to
be Working all day for a mean little guy Hey Scully,
That you and I must be
Far away from each other every
day?
Why must I spend my time
Filling up my mind
With facts
and figures that never add up anyway?
They never add up
anyway
With a bad
toupee and a soup-stained tie
Skinner's got me running 'round the
office
Like a gerbil on a wheel
He can tell me what to do
But
he can't tell me what to feel
Look what they're
doing to me
Trying to trip me up
Trying to wear me down
Scully,
I swear, it's so hard to bear it
And I'd never make it through
with out you around
No, I'd never make it through without you
around
No, I'd never make it through with out you around.
It ran through his head exactly like that.
It described exactly how he was feeling.
It was infuriating.
Someone, the same someone that had assigned Scully to the X Files around a year ago, had always been out to get them.
Since the beginning.
It's definitely "really hard to smile through it when they ask you to bend down and grab your ankles."
He had said that to Scully, and it definitely had a lot of truth to it.
The assignments he was being... assigned to were regular.
No specialist required, local law enforcement cases.
Yet Mulder was being stuck with them.
Just to Humiliate, discredit and degrade him?
Probably not, although that did come into it.
To distract him.
To keep him away from Scully.
To keep him away from the x files.
The truth was in there, and someone didn't want him to know it.
He needed them back.
The two things he needed, just to exist.
the x-files... and her.
THE END
