Wake up wake up wake up wake up said Compuder Mom
I have a headache Said Warranty Officer Rippelly when she got out of her tube. Maybe you should have not drank so much booze before getting in the cry chamber said Gator Lambert who was also getting out of a tube. But that is the best time to booze she said dizzily.
Ok that is enough said Capitol Dallas. We will not talk any more about any crazy stuff we may or may not have done befreo getting in teh tubes.
I will never forget said Kane. Shut up said everybody, including the Brett, the Ash, and the Parker. Those guys just got out of their tubs when nobdy was looking and stood around with evrybody else in the room wth the computer.
Compuder Mom, why did you make us wake up Said Dallas
I got an email from ur gf she wants to kno when ur getting back Said Compuder Mom back.
OMG shes so annoying tell her im breaking up with her
Ok Also I got email from like a plant or somethn. U want me 2 reed it
No GTFO Compuder Mom Said Dallas
Wait no what if its a cannbis plant Said Ash
Whats that mean Asked Parker
Everyone made little pssh ing noises and made fun of him. Oh Parker what a N00b I bet he dosent no what 420 meens either
STFU guize I'll haf u kno Im smarder than all of u together. Com at me Said Parker. I know what weed is u dumbasses. Also its a planet probly. Plants dont send email. Ya fooz.
Dats what I sed Said Compuder Mom.
Where the frog is Dallas asked Rippelley.
Oh hes been a little bich bak in his pod Said Compuder Mom. Do u guize wanan go to the plant and see wats up
Ok sure Said everybody
Maybe they have weed 2
Ow Said Compuder Mom
What is it Asked Parker
I think I bork mah angle She said making crying noises
Ugh now I haf to fix a bunch a ship Said Parker.
Can I help asked Brett
No. I am the Enginer Brett.
Brett was very sad and sat in his chair while Parker went outside
He came back. I almost forgot I need air lol He Said.
Hours went by.
Im bord Said Rippelley.
Wow wat a coincidenss I am 2 said Kane.
Lambert was reading a book. Oh hey guyz I think were supposed to be checking outside or something. Sombdy sent an email or whatever so yeah.
Very good plan Said Kane Ill get Capitol Dallas and we can be a search party.
Aw no more partys Said Rippelley I just rememberd I have a headache Ill stay here
Ok but nobdy asked you Said Kane
Ur an asshole She said
Dallas and Kane and Labert went outside the ship. It was pretty dark and stuff so they had on suits with lights on or something. They went where Compuder Mom told them.
Take a left at the next rock. No the other rock. OMG u guize suck its that way cant u see wer im pointing
Eventualy they found a ship. It wasnt there ship so they thought it was where the email cam from.
We should go inside it Said Dallas
No really that is a great idea I never wold have thout of doin that said Kane
Really caus you think about doin everythin else Said Lambert
They laughed a bit then they went into the ship.
Oh dam what the hel is this They said
Its an esploded aleen or somthing Said Lambert
I was about ta say that Said Dallas
I bet it was hot Said Kane
Dude not cool Said Lambert and Dallas Its dead u kno thats necorflia whihc is rlly gross
Heeeeey Compuder Mooooommmm Said Rippelley
What Said Compuder Mom
Im booooorreeedd She whined
What do u want from me Compuder Mom asked. You brat
I want to call my bff She said
No way the connection here is really bad Said Compuder Mom Use email or something I dont care.
Okaaayyyy Said Rippelley. She opened her email and saw one unopnd letter picture
She opened it.
Hello people wed like to invite u to our mad awesome party here on dark rave planet. We have all the drugs and stuff u want and the music is gon be hella dope and stuff. Pls come we are so lonely. Sincerely Realllly Cute Aleen
Oh no Said Rippeley This was sent like years ago. We missed the party. No wait.
She opened Google and searched for Realllly Cute Aleen. She lookd at all the pictures and gasped in horror. OMG. Thes are all Photshped. Realllly Cute Aleen is a POSER. We haf to get out like right away or the other pary ships will think were like rellly uncool
Wow Said Kane You guize are such prudz
We will not let u sex up the aleen corpse Said Lambert. Thats just like really wrong
Fine Ill go find something less ded then Said Kane. He opened a little door on the side of the room. Dam its just the refigerator. The ded aleen must really like eggs.
He looked at one egg. He touched it gently. Oh if only u were like alive and grown up enuf to have genitals. Wed have such good times
Dude. Dude dude dude said Lambert. Dallas just shook his head.
Gasp. The egg moved. Suddeny it brokopen and a thing jumped out onto Kanes face.
Oh u want to do it liek that He Said I can dig it lets go u little face sexer. Harder! Harder!
I think im just gonna leave said Lambert
Me too said Dallas
So howd it go Asked Rippelley
It was so gross Said Lambert We had to leave Kane behind
Hi guize said Kane from outside
Lambert and Dallas screamed and ran away
I wonder what he had sex with this time Said Rippelley Oh wait what is that thing on his face
She remembered something. Oh yeah guize it turns out the email was from a POSER
Everyone stopped screaming and running or whatever and Said What
Yeah we should go Said Ash
Where is Parker. Where is Brett Asked Dallas
They are repairing the ship still Said Compuder Mom.
Guize let me in Said Kane
Screw Off They all Said
But he looks so sad out ther Said Ash
Ash u are such a kid Said Rippelley And how can u tell he is sad hes like having face sex as we speak
Hes wat
Yeah u couldnt tell She asked
That so wrong Said Ash no way im letting him in with that thing on his face
U heard us Said Dallas Take it off. Pull out or whatever it is u r doing
Brett looked over the side of the ship
Well that is impressive He Said
Shut up said Parker Im trying to fix the ship
But how are you sticking to the side like that Asked Brett
Its a freggan secret OK gosh y do u think Im in the middle of space u friggan pleeb Said Parker
By any chance is ur first name Peter asked Brett
Uhhhhh no Said Parker
What is it then Asked Brett
Its uh OH LOOK OVER THER ITS KANE HAVING FACE SEX
Really OH MAAAN thats messed up Said Brett when he looked over at the ship door
Wait he is dam that was a lucky guess said Parker Also hand me the screwdrvr
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OK im done fixin Compuder Mom
So r we goin back in Asked Brett
Not with Kane having that gross stuff on his face we arnt Said Parker Dont look ok im gonna do somethin
Ok im just lookin the opposit directin do de do Said Brett but he wasnt actually lookin away so he saw when Parker shot webs out of his wrists at Kanes face and then pulled on them so his face slammed into the ground a lot
TOO HARD yelled Kane and passed out
Parker jumped off the ship and dragged Kane into the ship
Brett used the ladder because it was really high and he wasnt spiderman
He looked at the ground where Kanes face got slammd and it was steaming and stuff with bubbly fluids.
Gross
The ship took off and everyone had dinner.
This is some great granola bars Said Ash
Shut up the food in space sucks Said Parker And also you arent even eating them u littl brat
Aggarahgslal Said Kane
Exactly Said Parker. I concur with his enlitened sendimens
Blarhashghgs Said Kane
Okay now u r just choking said Parker Everybody get away from him u dont want wat hes got
Space AIDS said everybody nodding knoingly
Kane lied on his back on the table and started shaking his chest around and grunting He rched his back up and down and up and down and the his chest burst upen with a loud sexy gasp
How does he do it Asked Rippelley
You wouldnt understand Said Lambert
Oh yeah try me She challenged
Ok it was sex He said
You lost me She said. What is sex
We are not having this convo in mah sheep Said Compuder Mom
Just then a gross aleen jumped out of Kanes chest and ran away into the hall.
I should probly have stopped that Said Parker
No Kane Shouted Baby come back you were so great
How are you alive Asked Ash I'm the immortal one not u
Oh yeah Said Kane He flopped his head down and weakly said
Rosebud
The hell are you talking about Said Rippelley
I mean my bud rose if you know wat i mean Whisperd Kane
OK thats one straw 2 many said Compuder Mom Sombody toss im out pls
With pleasure said Parker and threw him about fifty feet out the front door
So I think if we let it bleed itll be gross and bubbly Said Brett
I see Said Dallas So we should use like fire or somethin. Do we have flamethrowrs
Oh yeah right here said Ash. Everyone take a Charmander
Yay Ive always wanted a pyrmanic lizzard Said Rippelley
Im hungry Said Brett Remembering gross stuff makes me want food that isnt granola
Fine said Parker Ive got a stash back in the Engin room u can just go get some of that
Cool thanks Said Brett
Oh dam said Brett when the aleen jumped on his back and killed him I should have konwn this was a bad idea Parker wouldnt let me live nowing his secret
The aleen which was now bigger then a brettbox draggd him into a vent
Do u smell something asked Rippelley
It smell slike bakin brett Said Parker Makes me hungry for the food Brett will never eat
Oh. We will miss him Said Capitol Dallas He was a living person and that means we gotta feel bad for him 4 at least ten seconds
….
Times up ok whats the plan 4 not being ded like Brett Asked Rippelley
I have an idee said Lambert We r gonna close all the vents and turn on the AC
Whats that gonna do Asked Rippelley
Its gonna get rid of this gross Brett smell He said
Also itll probly blow the monstre out of the ship Said Parker But its basickly win win
Why do i gotta be the one to climb in the vents Said Dallas
Becoz u are the fattest I meen biggest and u will block up the vent the best Said Lambert
U are a terible friend Said Dallas
Suck it up and do ur duty Mr Texas Said Lambert
Fine I will u ass Said Dallas
He climbd into the vent and started crwlin
Guize He shouted back
What They yelled back
I am not getting stuck, the vents are fraggin huge I dont think i can block it
I have an idea y dont u use ur charmander said Lambert
U no what I think u want me ded Said Dallas Screw u, u arnt my bff anemore
Thats fine said Lambert bcoz no wait a sec this was a terribl idea come bak down
Oh ok u r my friend again AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGRRRHGHSHG said Dallas
Well dam said Lambert I didnt get the chance to redeem myself Guess who dies next lol
Ok new plan we take the escape shuttle befroe we r all killd Said Lambert
Sorry mah shuttle dont hold 4 lil brats said Compuder Mom
Woah mom gettting engry r we Said Rippelley
Well I guess we try the AC plan again Said Lambert. Not like we have any better idees right
No way we r doin what u say u ass Said Rippelley I will be Capitol now
Fiiiiiiine Said Lambert
Hey Compuder mom I really wanna mak a phone call k Said Rippelley
Srry Rippey Said Compuder Mom All the phone ours are usd up
The hell u say Said Rippelley angrily Whos been usin my minits
It was Ash Said Compuder Mom He was talkin to his frens about how he foun a Pokeman or somthin and hes gonna cap it in a ball
That basdard gon die Said Rippelley
U liddl preck I AM KILLEN U Said Rippelley as she ran twards Ash
Why tho Asked Ash
U usd my mins and that is de wrost thing u could haf done She screamed
Oh dam Said Ash which was werd cuz his head was no longer atachd to his body.
Wat Said Rippelley
I tolt u i was immortal Said Ash
No ur a robot She said
Same diff He said
Well. This sucks Said Rippelley and put him in a closet.
U will neffer win against the Pokeman Yelled Ash from inside It is level one hundred but u only have level ten charmanders. I am te only one who can capper it cuz i hav a master ball
I haf no idee what ur talking about said Rippelley. Charmedder get out here and use flemthwer on this dum roboot
Ok so we haf 3 peeple now Said Rippelley So now we can go 2 the escape shuddle
Cool said Parker and Lambert
Wheres Ash asked Lambert Did he die. He sounded scared
No im pretty sure hes immrodal Said Rippelley so hell be fine here
Damit Lambert said There is no escapin fate
BTW Compuder Mom pls kill urself with splosions Said Rippelley
Now I feel liek a rel mothre Said Compuder Mom
Ok so me and Parker are gon get some stuff so we dont die in the shuddle
Said Lambert
They both left
I think im gon grab my sneks Said Parker
I will get the Said Lambert
The what Asked Parker
….
Oh Freg Said Parker when he relized that Lambert was relly the sarceifcial lamb and hed just died for the sake of a survevre plot
Im not gonna die to som POSER ALEEN He screamed
Everyone is ded except u Said Compuder Mom
Whaaaaaat Said Rippelley Thats crazy
But its true Rippelley Said Compuder Mom Beleeve et r not
…. I hate u Compuder Mom Said Rippelley I relly do an I meant it when i sed kill urself
Oh dam im bein rejected Said Compuder Mom I guess its time to go blow myseff up
Well Id better get on the escape shuddle sheep Said Rippelley
She turned aroud but behind her there was the ALEEEEEN
Hey gurl wanna com to my partee said teh Aleen, Its gon be soo fab and I higherd the best deejays and stuff its be so rad and ur frens r alreddy at it
Noooooo fackling whey said Rippelley I ain gon to no POSER PARTY with u
Thats wat the others sed but they culd not resist my immens pwers Said the Aleen
What aboot a MASTER BALL Screamed Rippelley pointin down the hall over the Aleens shulder
WHAT OH NO ANYTHIN BUT DAT said the Aleen Lookin behind it and cringnig in fear
Rippelley ran away to the Shuddle
U dum Aleen U kno ur party suxx GTFO She screamed from the door
The Aleen cam out of the door relly fast it must have had like a top teer speed stat r smothing
Huh Said Rippelley I wonder where my Charmander is
Theres a tim an a place 4 everythin, but now isnt the time 4 dat Said Compuder Mom
Excuuuse me MOM are u done killen ur self yet Yelled Rippelley and she ran out of the shuddle and around the corner
Dam thout the Aleen, i wudner wat i culd do now to furthre teh plot
Well I got my Charmander preddy uneventfully sed Rippelley
Im gonna go blow up now Said Compuder Mom
Oh. Well dam Said Rippelley And she started takin big steps to get to teh shuddle fastre
She got on to the Shudtle with no prollems and got into a tube but she didnt turn it on. The door closd and the shuddle flew away.
Far away on the plant the Compuder Mom blew up. Rippelley cryd a liddle.
Im still here on the Shuddle Said Compuder Mom.
Godamit said Rippelley. Im gion back in the Tube an im turnin it on 4 real. Sleep tite MOTHAH. Ugh im so done I cant even.
She turnd on the tube but before she fell all the way asleep she saw the aleen standin in the tube next to her. OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
It turnd to her and sed WE R GONNA PARTY SOOO HARD WHEN WE WEK UP
