Total Drama Season 3
Total Drama Prison
Episode 1: Let's Rob A Bank
Chris is standing outside a big bank
Chris: Season 3! I'm gonna put these guys through more pain than you can imagine this season! Last time Geoff won the million thanks to his girlfriend Bridgette, but he decided not to try and get into season 3. Our 14 winners who would pass on to season 3 are coming up right now.
The bus pulls up
Chris: And here are our 14 contestants for this season right now! DJ, Lindsay, Owen, Courtney, Duncan, Noah, Izzy, Bridgette, Ezekiel, Harold, Eva, Katie, Sadie and last but not least, Justin!
Each contestant exits the bus mysteriously in that exact order
Duncan: Uh, Chris? What's with the bank?
Chris: All will be explained later. But first, you guys are gonna wanna split up into teams of four to make your first challenge easier.
Bridgette: Our first challenge? Already? But we don't even know the name of the season yet.
Chris: All will be explained later, I said. Now split up into teams of four!
Duncan, Courtney, DJ and Lindsay are in a group
Justin, Katie, Sadie and Ezekiel are in a group
Eva, Harold, Owen and Bridgette are in a group
Noah and Izzy are by themselves
Chris: Alright then. Your first challenge is a little easier than last season. Either way, this is gonna be sweet!
Ezekiel: Where's this season gonna be?
Chris: The next person who asks anything about this season is getting kicked off! Now zip it! Chef, give the teams their needed items.
Chef hands each team a leather sack and paintball hand guns
Harold: What the heck are these for?
Chris: They're for robbing that bank right behind you, Harold.
Everyone turns around
Duncan: Aw SWEET! This is gonna be like taking candy from a baby!
Chris: It's not that simple, Duncan. You guys are gonna have to get past security lasers, Chef, get the money, and take your get away go kart to our mystery destination.
Eva: Is there a reward in store for us?
Chris: Uh-huh. I've decided to be nice today and decide not to make you guys go through an elimination. Now, take a minute to strategize and then get ready for the biggest bank heist ever!
Duncan: Okay, I say we take Courtney's reading glasses to deflect the laser beams.
Courtney gasps
Courtney: You promised you wouldn't tell anyone about that, you jerk!
Courtney bitch-slaps him
DJ: But how are we gonna get past Chef?
Lindsay: I can distract him.
Duncan: I'll get the money.
Courtney: And I'll drive.
Justin, Katie, Sadie and Ezekiel are still thinking
Justin: We can use my mirrors to deflect the laser beams.
Sadie: Me and Katie can distract Chef!
Ezekiel: I can get the money.
Justin: And I'll drive.
Eva, Harold, Owen and Bridgette are scratching their heads
Harold: I could deflect the beams with my glasses.
Eva: I'll take care of the guard.
Owen: I can get the money.
Bridgette: And I guess I'll drive.
Noah and Izzy are writing on a piece of paper
Noah: Ok, Izzy, you will jump through the lasers and turn off the security grid, take the cash, and I'll drive the kart.
Izzy: Alright! Chefy's going down!
The teams stand in front of Chris
Chris: Alright; here's how its gonna work. One member from each team will draw a number out of this hat. Then you will go in that order.
Izzy, Harold, DJ and Ezekiel step forward and pulls a number out
DJ: 1.
Harold: 2.
Izzy: 3.
Ezekiel: 4. Aw, man!
Chris: Alright! DJ, you and your team get the first shot.
The four of them step inside
Courtney puts her reading glasses in front of the laser, deflecting it
The four of them pass through
Lindsay tackles Chef and tries to keep him down
Duncan holds up the gun to the attendant
Duncan: Just fill up the sack and no one gets hurt.
Beth puts fake money in the sack
DJ: Beth? What are you-
Beth: Chris didn't have any money for interns. Or so he says.
Lindsay: Guys, let's just get out of here!
Courtney: Agreed!
They all run outside and jump in the kart, then take off
Chris: Alright. Harold, you and your team are up.
They enter the bank
Harold puts his glasses in front of the beams
The rest pass through
Eva runs up and punches Chef through the wall
Eva: There. That outa take care of Chef.
Owen shoots the paintball at the clerk and takes the money
Bridgette: C'mon guys, let's go!
Everyone runs outside
Bridgette starts up the kart and it takes off
Chris: Alright! Noah, Izzy, you're up!
They enter the bank
Noah: Alright Izzy, just find you're way through the lasers.
Izzy nods her head
Izzy leaps through the lasers, lands in a roll, then leaps up and jump kicks Chef
Noah: Uh, Izzy! You forgot the laser beams.
Izzy smashes the grid
Noah: Whoa. Not bad for a psycho.
Izzy: Hey, I did come runner up last season.
Noah: Noted.
Noah shoots the clerk down and takes the money
Noah: Alright, let's get outa here.
Noah and Izzy run outside and into the kart
Noah: Yeah! Let's go!
The kart takes off
Chris: Alright, you guys are up now.
They walk inside
Justin positions his mirrors so the lasers are deflected
Justin: Ok, that's taken care of.
Chef blocks them
Katie and Sadie tackle him
Ezekiel quickly runs up, thwacks the clerk and runs off with the cash
Chef throws Katie and Sadie off of him
Ezekiel drops and slides, catching Katie
Katie: Whoa…thanks, Ezekiel.
Ezekiel: No problem, eh.
Chef charges at them but Ezekiel kicks Chef in the nuts, making him fall over
Justin: Alright, let's go!
They run outside of the bank and jump in the kart
They then speed up and quickly catch up to the others on the freeway
Courtney: You're not gonna catch up to us, losers!
Sadie passes up their kart
Duncan shoots a paintball at Sadie
Ezekiel catches it and it splatters in his hand
Ezekiel: Aw, man!
Ezekiel shoots Duncan
Noah speeds ahead of all of them
Bridgette: Oh no you don't!
Bridgette catches up to Noah
DJ shoots Izzy
Izzy: Oh no you didn't!
Izzy shoots paintballs everywhere, blinding most of the drivers
Noah: So long, suckers!
Noah speeds ahead
There is flashing lights in the distance
Noah: What in the-
Sadie speeds ahead of him and crashes the kart in the road block set up
Officer: POLICE! GET OUT OF YOUR VEHICLES!
Noah stops the kart before them
Noah: Whoa, chill officer, we're in Total Drama.
The other two groups stop
Duncan: Oh snap! The cops!
Duncan kicks the rest out of his kart and takes off
Two cop cars take off after him
Ezekiel: What's with the cops, eh?
Officer: You're all under arrest for driving without a license!
A huge armored truck pulls up and the cops pile them in
Owen: Nohoho! I'm too young to go to prison!
Owen gets stuck in the door and the cop kicks him in
The doors slam and the truck takes off
Courtney: Uh, where's Duncan?
The door opens up and Duncan is launched into it
Duncan: Aw, snap! Freaking cops got me.
Bridgette: I can't believe we just got arrested.
Justin: I can't believe someone as handsome as me got arrested.
Eva slugs him in the eye
Eva: Who's handsome now?
Harold bangs on the barred window to the drivers seat
Harold: I demand to know what's going on this instant!
Chris: Shut it, Harold!
Everyone: Chris?
Chris: Just keep it down back there until we reach our destination, alright?
Duncan: Oh, thank god. I'm not going to jail again.
Chris: Not exactly, my little delinquent.
Katie: What's that supposed to mean?
Chris: Just wait, I said!
Sadie: I can't go to jail!
Lindsay: My parent's are gonna kill me if they found out I got sent to jail!
The truck comes to a halt and Chris opens the doors
Chris: Out you go, prisoners.
The contestants exit and are standing in front of a prison
Duncan: Aw, man! I'm still going to jail!
Chris: Not exactly, Duncan my man. In case you guys were wondering, this season is named Total Drama Prison!
The contestants groan
Chris: Since today is a reward challenge, I'll just give you guys the grand tour. Follow me, if you will.
They all walk into the prison and into the cafeteria
Chris: This is the dining hall where you will enjoy terrible prison food, courtesy of our very own Chef Hatchet.
Chef walks in from the kitchen wearing a cops uniform and holding a night stick
Chef: And if any of you maggots tries to start something, I'll thwack ya!
Ezekiel gulps
Chris: Moving on.
They reach a split in the corridor with two doors right across from each other
Chris: Behind these doors are your cells. Guys, you're on the left, girls, you're on the right. Go ahead, check them out.
They go through their doorways
Duncan takes the cell closest to the door
Duncan: Ugh. Cruddy bed, toilet with no stall, and the ceiling is leaking. Home sweet home.
Owen sits on his bed and it snaps the chains holding it against the wall and makes the bed fall off
Owen: Aw, man!
Ezekiel kicks back on his bed
Ezekiel: Not to shabby, eh. Toilet could use some cleaning, though.
Justin: Seriously? No mirror?
Noah: Ok, Justin, the reason you were voted off last season is because you didn't worry about the game, all you did was worry about your stupid face!
Justin: Well, excuse me for caring about my looks. At least I don't look like a total loser.
Noah: Yeah, says the guy who got a black eye from a girl.
DJ: Guys, just calm down. It's our first day here.
Harold: Yeah. Just wait until the teams get made, then start fights.
The girls are actually happy about their cells
Bridgette: These are really nice beds. And the toilet has a stall around it, too.
Courtney: Eh, it could be better.
Izzy: At least your bed won't fall like Owen's will.
Lindsay: I'm too young to be in jail!
Katie: Uh, Lindsay, its not prison, its Total Drama.
Lindsay: Oh yeah…
Katie and Sadie take cells right next to each other
Katie: This is gonna be awesome! We'll have cells right next to each other this season!
Sadie: Yeah. Even if we are on different teams-
Katie covers Sadie's mouth
Katie: Don't say that! You'll jinx us!
Sadie: Sorry Katie!
Eva: Will you two just shut it? This is exactly the reason I only chose 1 of you last season so I could eliminate you!
Katie and Sadie gasp
Katie: Oh, you are so going down now.
Sadie: Yeah! No one splits me and Katie up!
Chris' voice comers over the intercom
Chris: Hello, prisoners! Report to the court yard A.S.A.P.!
Everyone leaves their cells and goes to the court yard
Chris: Alright. The confessional booth is right here behind this rock blocking an attempted escape tunnel. Check it.
Confessional:
Owen: Man, I can hardly fit in this confessional. I wish my bed didn't break, though.
Confessional:
Izzy: I'm gonna win this season! Just you watch me!
Confessional:
Bridgette: Geoff, I really miss you. And I'm so proud you won last season, but I'm not sure if I can go without you. I love you, baby!
Confessional:
Ezekiel: I'm winning this season. I'm gonna prove that the first one eliminated can make a difference! Heck, last season I made it all the way to the final three! There's no way I'm getting eliminated this season, eh.
Chris: Ok, now that you've all seen the accommodations, I think I'll sign off the show. What will happen next time? Will we get some teams? And who will be eliminated first? Find out next time on another exciting episode of Total Drama Prison!
