A/n: My grandma died yesterday. She really liked the Lemony Snicket series and she was also good at poems. About six months ago, she wrote a poem about the series and in her honor I decided to post. So if you are going to flame, you're not flaming me but you're flaming my grandma. BTW, For those who are reading my SpongeBob fic
"Love is in the air", That is going to be on temporary hold because of my grandma's death but I'll get back to it soon. I'm so sorry but I hope you enjoy!
I will not read "The Little Elf"
It's just too dumb and sappy
I want those children to be safe
And warm and fed and happy
Dear Violet should have a bench
And tools for her inventions
And Klaus deserves a library
Of really grand dimensions
And gallant little Sunny (my favorite need I state)
Needs a mommy's lap to nestle in
And carrots by the crate
The Quagmire triplets should move in with Violet, Klaus, and Sunny
And none will dare to kidnap them or try to steal their money
But Esme Squalor, evil toad , let's see how "in" she feels
In shirts with numbers on the front and flip-flops without heels
And as for Olaf, kick his butt
As far as you can kick it
And folks will say
"Hip Hip Hurrah! God bless you Mr. Snicket!"
