Underneath It All

Severus Snape was in his office, listening to his favorite song, Underneath it all, by No Doubt, when Dumbledore walked in and said, "Severus, please report to the staff room, we're having a meeting to introduce out new DADA teacher. By the way, I love this song, are you a fag too?"

Snape said, "Umm….. No actually, I have a crush on a GIRL!"

"Oooh!" squealed Dumbledore "Who is it?" Snape rolled his eyes and walked out past him towards the staff room, muttering about creepy headmasters. Gee, I wonder who he was referring to?

Later, in the staff room.

Snape sat down. McGonagall sat down. Professor Trelawney sat down. Dumbledore sat down. Professor Sprout sat down. Professor Sinastra sat down. Will people stop sitting down so we can get on with the parody? I mean, school year, yeah, that's what I meant. Yup. Anyhoo, everybody sat down. Then Dumbledore stood up and said "Everyone, please welcome our new DADA, professor Sirius Black!" Sirius then floated in through the door as a ghost "HA!" he said "Two more things I can do that you can't Snivillus! Teach DADA and walk through walls!"

"SO?" yelled Snape "Professor McGonagall will never love you more than she loves me! Um, I mean OBLIVIATE!" he ran out of the room

"MAGIC DOESN'T WORK ON GHOSTS SNIVILUS!" yelled Sirius "Ahh, so much blackmail potential."

The first day of school

"Students!" said Dumbledore in his school year voice "Here is your new DADA teacher, this time he may actually stay for more than a year, PROFESSOR BLACK!"

"YAY!" yelled Harry, he ran up and hugged Sirius, then, from the floor "Ow! That feels creepy" The rest of the hall, meanwhile, was screaming their heads off and running everywhere, accept Neville, Ron, Hermione, Ginny, and Luna. The first four ran up and tried to hug him with the same results as Harry, while Luna looked at the weather out of the ceiling, jumped up on the table and yelled " I think I've just discovered a new invisible bird!" Everyone stared at her, then continued their frantic search for the exit. Interestingly enough, nobody seemed to go over to the DOORS, or realize that Sirius was a ghost. Including Harry, Ron, Hermione, Neville and Ginny.

The next day…

"OK everyone" said Sirius during the first DADA lesson of the year "Today's lesson will stray a bit from our subject, focusing on URBAN LEGENDS. First, I'm NOT a mass murderer, I am however a marauder, so if you feel like breaking the rules, you can do so in front of me. Second, I AM Harry's Godfather so be nice to hi or I'll BECOME a murderer. Not that I'm protective or anything… RON STOP TOUCHING HIM!" Everyone started edging away from Ron and Harry

"Jeez people!" said Ron "can't you see I'm going out with Hermione! Um… I mean. OBLIVIATE"

"Magic doesn't work on ghosts Ron" said Sirius "Ahh. The blackmail potential keeps growing."

A/N: Hi, this is Jenna and Genny, the authors (duh, that's why we're doin an author's note). This is a parody based on a mistake we made on sims2 :coughmakingsnapewhitharomanceaspirationcough: and we decided to post it. We like it and if you don't then tough. Oh, and we don't own Harry Potter, so all you lawyers who were about to sue us:P cuz we DID put in a disclaimer! HAHAHAHA!

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