Hello, Doodlekiss here! This is a story i'm writing with Allison, the person who came up with this idea! Hopefully we will be able to work together and make more chapters! if not, oh well, but at least we have a cool one-shot, yeah?

Worked hard on this, hopefully it paid off :D Thank you so much if you are here because of my other story, if you aren't then thanks for giving this a shot.

Have fun, I hope you like it! Love you guys :)

ENJOY (~^_^)~

3rd Person

"Toochi?" called the small the japanese girl, knocking lightly on the singers door. She shivered, rubbing her arms. No response. Noodle reached out timidly, twisting his doorknob slowly.

"Toochi?.." she called again. Noodle looked down at the ground, noting the border between the carpark and 2D's room. She lifted her foot and stepped over it, uneasy. Noodle didn't like going in his room without permission.

Her eyes gazed around the room, 2D was nowhere to be seen. Noodle brought her finger to her lip, crossing the room and peering into his closet. One time he had gotten drunk and passed out in there. Murdoc had made her clean up his sick. Stupid Murdoc..

Noodle shrugged, guessing 2D was on the roof or somewhere. She started to push the door closed again, when something caught her eye. A picture? Yes, a picture. Noodle bent, flicking the photo over with her finger.

It was of her and 2D on what looked to be Christmas. There was a mistletoe above both of their heads, and four stockings hanging on the wall behind them. 2D was crouched over, his Santa hat crooked on his head. His eyes were squeezed shut, a big and goofy grin frozen on his face.

She was standing on her tiptoes, holding his face and kissing his cheek. Noodle smiled at the picture, memories of that night flooding back. Russel had been so mad.. His expression still made her laugh to this day.

Noodle squinted, trying to read 2D's shirt. Hello Kinky. She glanced up, looking over the shirts lazily hanging in his closet. I wonder if he still has it..

Her fingers flicked through them, stopping occasionally to read a few. Finally, she found it. Noodle picked it up, examining it more closely. There was a stain towards the bottom, and it looked a bit small. But at the same time, just small enough to fit her tiny frame.

Noodle unzipped her jacket, discarding it in the corner. She pulled her duck hat off along with her purple tank-top. Noodle rubbed the fabric of 2D's shirt for a moment, feeling the softness on the tips of her fingers. She tugged the worn shirt over her head, adjusting it so it covered the top of her skirt.

Hopping over to the black computer screen on his desk, Noodle posed to her reflection. She giggled, feeling silly in 2D's clothes. Noodle was about to change back into her outfit when she got an idea.

She leaned forward, smudging away her makeup. Noodle looked around the room and found a half empty container of hair gel. She scooped some out with her fingers, working it into her hair. Noodle giggled more as she molded her locks into spikes.

Noodle took a step back, nodding at her appearance. She had done a pretty good job. She remembered she was in a skirt and scanned the room for pants on the floor. Noodle spotted some poking out from under 2D's mattress and went to retrieve them.

As soon as she pulled them on, Noodle realized her dilemma. 2D was twice her height, and his legs were almost longer than her entire body. Noodle smacked her forehead, stepping out of them with a sigh. Sometimes, she swore her brain hated her.

Noodle stood in the middle of his room, only wearing 2D's shirt and her underwear. She couldn't go to her room and grab some, what if Russel saw her? He would be so angry.. "Ah-ha!" she gasped, rushing off to the bathroom.

A couple days ago, Noodle had come down to 2D's room to watch a horror movie with him. It was late, so she had changed into pajamas in his bathroom.

Noodle smiled proudly, closing the door and pulling on her blue jeans. She rolled the cuffs up at different heights, just like 2D, and rummaged around for his boots. Noodle took a step, nearly falling on her face. Her feet were much smaller than his, walking in his shoes was going to be tough.

She clambered back to the computer slowly, curling her toes as she walked. Noodle was impressed at her handiwork, she could pull of the look if it wasn't for her hair color. That, and the fact she was nearly three feet shorter than him. She shrugged and pranced around the room, faking a british accent.

"I'm 2D! Look a' meh!" Noodle burst out laughing, thought for a moment, then belt out songs off the top of her head. "I ain't 'aapy, I'm feelin' glad! I got sunshine, in a bag! Uh, ah! Get ta' cool, get ta' cool shoeshine!" Noodle doubled over, clutching her stomach as she jerked with laughter.

She sighed, rising to her feet and wiping a tear from the corner of her eye. She opened a drawer, pulling out one of 2D's hats. Noodle fit over her hair so only small tips were showing. She grabbed shades from his desk and pushed them over her eyes. Noodle flashed a huge smile, strutting around his room once more. She fell back onto his bed, bouncing slightly. She laid there for a while, humming softly. Noodle was just about ready to change again, but she was stopped dead in her tracks.

A voice, and it was coming towards her! Noodle began to panic, there was nowhere to hide! She sat frozen to the spot, a look of pure terror smeared across her face. The knob jiggled and twisted.

"Hey 2D! I got a surprize for you!" said the voice, "Ready or not!" Some part of Noodle's brain noted that the voice was slurring terribly. Murdoc! Noodle gripped the mattress and prepared for the worst.

The door swung open, and in stepped a swaying Murdoc. He hiccupped, nearly dropping the bottle of tequila he had in his hand. Murdoc blinked, focussing on her shirt. He grinned deviously, "Well, hello kinky.." he purred. Noodle squeaked.

Murdoc stumbled closer, opening the bottle and pressing it to her lips. Noodle gagged as foul alcohol washed down her throat, starting a warm and burning sensation in her stomach. He bent, pouring some into his own mouth, and snaked his arms around her shoulders.

Noodle just sat there, shocked. Why was he doing this? Didn't he realize she wasn't 2D? More importantly, why wasn't she doing anything to stop him? Murdoc grinned and pressed his lips against hers. She drew a sharp breath, surprised greatly. Noodle squeaked again when his tongue twisted on her lips, demanding entrance.

Her jaw went slack, accidentally letting her lips part. Murdoc stole the opportunity, sliding his tongue into her mouth, feeling around. For a moment, Noodle lost her right mind and moaned. bad idea.

She felt Murdoc grin, pushing her backwards so her back touched the bed. He slipped his hands under her, arching her up against him. Noodle felt his crotch rub against hers, a distinctly hard touch. A shiver ran down her spine, chilling her to the bone.

"M-Murdoc.." She croaked.

"Mmm, yeah.. Say my name!" He groaned. Noodle winced as he continued to kiss her, moving down her neck. He nibbled at the crook of neck, once again causing her to moan. She couldn't help it, they kept slipping.

Murdoc slid his hands down, lifting the hem of her shirt. She whimpered as he unbuttoned her pants, rubbing her soft skin. He lowered his head, licking her stomach. She couldn't believe how hammered he had to of been to not realize it was her. Murdoc took her soft sounds as murmurs of excitement and bit her jeans, sliding his tongue across her hip.

He stood slightly, pulling his pants down slowly. Noodle couldn't take it, a tear leaked from her eye, followed shortly by many more. She cried out, sobbing softly. Murdoc noticed this and stopped abruptly.

"Stu? What's wrong, love?"

Noodle wailed, "It's me, Murdoc-san! Please, it's me, Noodle!" She brought her hands to her face, muffling her loud cries.

Murdoc's face fell. "What." He swallowed hard, pulling up his pants clumsily. "Noodle?.." She nodded miserably, hiccupping and breathing sharply. His jaw fell, stumbling over his words.

"Noods, i'm- i didn't- why are you- i'm so sorry, Noods!" He dove forward, wrapping his arms around her, shaking his head and rubbing her back. Murdoc twisted, sitting next to her and whispering in her ear. "I'm so sorry, Noodle.. I didn't know, really.."

Noodle sniffed, nodding into his shoulder sadly. They sat there for a few minutes, silent. "Hey Noodle?" Murdoc broke the awkward quiet, tapping her shoulder.

"Yeah Murdoc?"

"Why are you dressed as 2D?"

Noodle frowned, not sure to how to explain it. "I..uh..-" Before she could finish, the doorknob twisted again. Both of their heads snapped towards the door, clutching onto each other, fearing the same thing. If that was Russel, they were both screwed.

The door cracked open, long pale finger sneaking around the corner. Both Noodle and Murdoc blew a sigh of relief, but quickly drew it back in. They were sitting on his bed, clutching each other tightly, and Noodle's pants were halfway down. Shit.

2D stepped through the door, facing the other way. He was whistling and had earbuds shoved in his ears, fullblast. He shut the door and turned around, looking inside the bag he held in his hands. 2D happened to glance up, spotting the two sitting on his bed, holding their breath.

"Hey guys!" he waved, not even pausing. Then, as casually as humanly possible, he smiled and walked over, plopping down on the bed next to them. "What's up?"

Murdoc and Noodle glanced at each other, sharing a questioning look. Noodle broke the stare and leaned, smiling at 2D. "Just chatting." she said sweetly. Murdoc nodded, turning to look at the tall man sitting beside him. "Yeah, chatting."

2D grinned. "Cool! Hey, I think Russ ordered a pizza, wanna go get some?" Noodle glanced at Murdoc again, slowly detaching from him.

"Yeah," she stood and casually hooked her fingers in her belt loops, slyly pulling up her pants, "that would be great." The two men stood as well, starting to walk out the room.

"Hey Noods?" called 2D suddenly. Both Noodle and Murdoc stopped dead.

"Yes?" she answered, forcing a smile through gritted teeth.

"Are you wearing my shirt?"

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There you have it! (Thank you Allison for the wonderful idea! I would love to make this a story and have your help with it!) Hope you liked it! Leave a review please, they really make me happy :)

Have a good day guys, thanks so much!

Bye!

-Doodlekiss