So recently, I was going through all my old stories and found this one. Then I noticed how awful it was, so even though I am well and truly over Twilight, I decided to rewrite it.
Edward and I were walking along a beach in Canada one night. I don't know which one, because since I'm an amazing vampire now I don't need to know these things so I don't pay attention to them. We were talking about life, or lack thereof when we spotted someone I the distance.
"Is- is that Justin Beiber?" I asked, pointing.
"Why, yes love, I believe it is." Edward replied.
"You know, I've always kind of wondered what human blood would taste like." I mused.
"But Bella, that's wrong!" he exclaimed.
"Not when we're ridding the world of an abomination like him." I said.
"Well, I guess since it's only Justin Beiber." He sighed.
So with that, I walked up to one of the most hated musicians on the planet and grabbed him, sinking my sharp, deadly teeth into his neck. They only stayed there for a moment however, because as soon as his blood touched my tongue, an awful taste rushed throughout my mouth. I pushed him away.
"Oh, ew, they don't all taste like that, do they? Coz if they do, I don't see what the big deal is." I exclaimed.
"Here, let me try." Edward said.
I gladly handed the writhing body over, and as soon as he tasted it, a look of disgust came over his face.
"No, I've never tasted anything like that before. I don't know why he tastes like that. But we better do something or else he will become a vampire." He said.
Well no one wanted to deal with an immortal, super strength Justin Beiber, so we ended up killing him with a blow over the head and burning the evidence.
No one ever found out what happened to him, even though the police and F.B.I spent over a decade looking for information, with no luck. Eventually his memory, like himself faded from this world, never to return.
So that's it! The b&e kill jb. Its not that much better than the original, just mostly has better grammar and less… sugar- high like.
Fly on,
