*Authors Note- Well hello there. This is my first story. I don't own anything we may put in here. There will be many references to various TV shows. I put "we" because I am writing this with two other people. They will have the same thing from different perspectives. They are Destiel21and didibee123. I don't mean to offend people with this, just being the mentally insane person I am. The name Jesus Whale is pronounced like the name in the bible not the name some people have. Please Review!

Prologue

Once upon a time in the magical land of Derptopia there lived a whale and a bucket hat. Their names were Jesus Whale and Confucius Bucket Hat. This whale and bucket hat was best friends who lived in a small cabin in the farthest corner of Derptopia. Their cabin was the best in all the land. Seeing that this land is full of queer sights and structures it seemed only right that their house was made of wood, cedar to be precise, and was slightly lopsided to the right. The shingled roof was caving in around some places, but that was not even the highest standard if their home. The view of the wide blue ocean brought all equity.(1)

The surrounding areas were just forests with a variety of trees and shrubs that contained many peculiar creatures. The animals in the dense forest were by far the derpiest. There were Platypus-Bears that can bend water and Ligers that can shoot fire balls from their mouth. Their first encounter with these animals was not pleasant. The Liger had shot fire balls at Whale and had gotten her badly burned while the Platypus-Bear scratched Bucket Hat badly. But the worst thing in there was a Satanist Gangster Baseball! Due to the many dangers and beings in the neighborhood Whale and Bucket don't leave their home much. This baseball is not like any other. The baseball makes fun of them because of their religion.

One day while working in the garden outside of their house Jesus whale brought up a peculiar question. "What if our whole life was a lie and there was a person watching over us like a god."

Bucket turned her head to look at Whale and replied, "Well that's a weird question. Where did you come up with that idea?"

Whale didn't reply and just continued to tend to the flowers garden. "Ugh. These weeds are so ugly," Bucket spoke aloud to no one in particular while pulling out the horrid roses.(2)

Still not answering, Whale hummed a little tune she had been evolving for the past few days. Her hum evolved into quiet singing, then soon to a louder voice. "Adventure time. Come on grab your friends. We'll go to very distant lands," the few words she created went back to a hum for the rest of the tune.

Bucket listened in the background, enjoying the song, nodding her head in time to the humming. Everything became silent when there was a snap in the woods; a shadow appeared.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! Cliffhangers. I hate them too, but I know you would not continue to read this without it. It takes some time to write this because we work at lunch and at home on oovoo so it does not come easily. I also work on this in science (sorry BIV(3) you're really boring sometimes) but we are not in the same class. I would like to thank Dariyen and Justine for the help support. Please Review! (P.S. I feel like this I a speech for an award.)

(1)- The land is derpy so the water is good because just when you think you have it, it changes.

(2)-The roses are "horrid" because it is a land of derp.

(3)- BIV. that is my science teacher and he repeats himself A LOT so me and Dariyen work on this together (she is not a writer in this story but she helps.)

~ NaLuLover24