If you ask me, I believe there is no other instance as to suppose I am a greater being than you. For look at me, with your insignificant eyes. I am Cilan, Cilan Robotnik. The man of all whom Striaton proclaims to be their most desirable of people. The man who singlehandedly destroyed the delicate infrastructure of an unwanted empire ruled by none.

Team Plasma was a fraud. A fraud to their own selves. I am Cilan and but one man and they were many. It is as plain as day just how obviously misleading their putrid existence as an organization was. They could not pull off what seemed to be a new world order. But I… Yes, I, the one man out of millions living in Unova, has made his point. I am the one who will rule over the land and tell of my heroic conquest with villainous undertones. I am ready for any challenge that may lie ahead and will always turn to face any problem that comes my way. I am much too prepared to back off for my green exquisite flavour is ten times the taste of failure's.

But of course, I'll kill when the time comes to carry out the dark deed. The challenge excites me and my hotcakey mu-wah is righteous. Do you really think I care about your hopelessness? Fool, have you even ever stopped to comprehend true terror when it's in your sight. No, you are the most foolish of anyone I have ever come by. You must learn more about the situation at hand. I back away from nothing.

With the power I hold in my deep black soulless heart, I aim to eliminate fools like you from tarnishing my infamy. You are but a roadblock in my conquest. A conquest that is inevitable to be carried out and fulfilled. I will crush you with my Crustle, stun you with my Stunfisk, and bring utter pandemonium with my Pansage. You cannot escape true power. The power that is invested within me, Cilan Robotnik.

Fear not, for only I should be feared because my hotcakey mu-wah is oh so dangerous. The absolute power I possess will quell any fool that dares to disobey me. I will show the world just who I am and what I have in store for the future…

The rebellion begins…

Now…

-Cilan Robotnik

CILAN GON GIVE IT TO YA! WHAT? WAIT FOR YOU TO GET IT ON YOUR OWN CILAN GON DELIVER TO YA! UH!