Blue Bird – Chapter one: Daydreams and Girlfriends
Naruto was asleep again. Naruto had the unnatural ability to fall asleep at any time in any place regardless of whether or not he was tired, his desk at the back of Kakashi sensei's English literature class was no exception to this ability.
Beside him, his best friend Sakura Haruno had also grown bored of Kakashi's lecture and had begun to doodle in her note pad. This was before she noticed that Naruto had fallen asleep once again a sigh escaping her lips as she heard the light snore from beside her, she could afford to ignore Kakashi, she was already getting straight A's in this class, Naruto on the other hand could barely scrape a low C on his very best day.
"Time to teach you a lesson dobe" Sakura whispered to herself, with an evil grin and a glimmer in her emerald green eyes Sakura leaned over to Naruto and gently blew on his ear, right above the entrance to his ear canal. The throaty moan that elicited from Naruto soon alerted the rest of his English class that he was indeed sleeping, and apparently having a very very nice dream as well.
Naruto's luck was apparently running high today as the bell chose that time to start resounding throughout the school, waking him and leading everyone to stop caring about what just happened and get to lunch as quickly as was humanly possible. Naruto stretched and released a loud yawn before wiping the small amount of sleep out of his eyes.
"Well you obviously had a very productive lesson dobe", with the amount of sarcasm dripping off of those words Naruto instantly knew that a certain duck butt headed emo was addressing him, "Fuck off Sasuke!" Naruto quickly shouted back before thinking Good one Naruto very original.
"Both of you shut the fuck up and come on; I need to buy my lunch already!" Sakura yelled, she was already dangerously high levels of anger and both Sasuke and Naruto were smart enough to know not to reply but to simply follow her to the canteen. Sakura lead the three, she wore a pick cardigan over the top of a white vest top, a simple pair of blue jeans and a pair of pink converse. Her neck had a small necklace hanging from it baring a small heart whish was imbued with a small pink stone, a gift from Sakura's boyfriend Lee. She looked very attractive, sexy and smart all rolled into one...Naruto just wished he could have been thinking about her while he had been napping but alas this was not the case.
Naruto cast his eyes round to give Sasuke a quick look over. He wore a short sleeved midnight blue shirt with a pair of beige jeans; he wore a pair of dark blue trainers which matched his shirt. His Rolex watch was very noticeable on his arm, glinting as the light bounced off of it. Naruto would easily admit that Sasuke was attractive but... he still wished that he had been thinking of Sakura instead of thinking of this person, who it had taken him so long to become friends with and now he could ruin it all because of this... problem.
By the time Naruto had finally lost the rather depressing train of thought he was on he was already sitting down opposite Sakura with a slice of pizza sitting in front of him.
"When the hell did I pick this up?" Naruto asked the question as he pondered through his mind, he must have been really thinking hard about his problem to not notice food.
"Dobe, you just picked that up" Sasuke remarked, gaining a small smirk at the irritated face Naruto made after that little comment.
"Can you two go five seconds without arguing for once please?" Sakura actually sounded quite desperate for them to shut it as she began to eat the salad she had just bought, why she always ate a salad when she had a figure like that Naruto would never know.
Within the first ten minutes of lunch their entire table was full with people eating. Naruto was enjoying his pizza while Hinata sat next to him talking about some sort of sale with Sakura. Hinata was known as one of the most attractive girls in Naruto's year, her long polished looking blue hair and unusual pale eyes were apparently very attractive to the rest of his school. In all honesty Naruto had never thought about Hinata in that way, he had become friends with her because he knew she was an excellent shopper and had a great sense of fashion which allowed the two of them to easily get along, not to mention Naruto spoke enough for the both of them. Today she wore a tight beige long sleeved jumper that had a baggy neck with a pair of black tight fit jeans; she had a pair of high heel shoes to match the outfit and had a silver necklace hanging from her neck. In all honesty Naruto thought Hinata would be the one girl he would ever go for, there was just one problem and that was that Hinata was a very open lesbian.
"So Naruto, who would you choose?" Naruto looked up at the sound of Sakura's voice. He had been thinking about Hinata and hadn't actually been listening to what Sakura had just been saying.
"Uh...who am I choosing and why am I choosing them?" Sakura sighed as the words left Naruto's mouth; he never was a good listener.
"Sakura was just asking Ino who she would rather go out with Shikamaru or Choji? Now they're apparently wondering who you would prefer" Hinata's quite voice explained from beside Naruto. "Shikamaru hands down, Choji is too gentle for my liking." Naruto blurted the statement out before he had really given himself a chance to think.
"See! I told you, Naruto chose the same reason as me Sakura!" Ino yelled the statement from across Naruto; she was wearing a purple belly top under a white leather jacket, with silver hoop earrings hanging from her ears. Her long blonde hair cascaded down her back in a long ponytail sleek and shinny as always.
"Whatever, anyway Naruto is there anyone youuu like at the moment?" Sakura gazed at Naruto as she asked the question, a strong curiosity in her eyes which was mirrored by Ino and Hinata. This was the usual passing of lunch, he would eat, talk for a bit about general things, and then it would circle back to whether or not he finally liked someone. This was actually the perfect sign to let him know that he should quickly pop up to the maths department to see his favourite teacher before last lesson.
"See ya, I'm gonna quickly go see Iruka Sensei before Art." With that said he lazily waved goodbye to his friends and left to go see his teacher.
