Supersilver 46: Hello everybody and thanks for looking at my first ever Scott pilgrim fanfic! If you're reading this please leave a review, like, or fav. In this story I decided to go a route that many authors have gone down. A sibling addition to the cannon cast! But I wanted to try something new. Instead of being with the nice guy I figured why not make one with a bad guy and thus X ^7+1 Jerk was born! Also I don't own Scott pilgrim at all because it is an awesome Comic/Movie/Game! So without further ado lets get on with the story!
Welcome to my life
Journal entry 1
December 10,2004
You know that feeling you have when you're about to do something you'll regret? If you haven't then you've probably lived under a rock for years. I'm pretty much feeling like this is the dumbest choice I've ever made. Why you may ask? It's because I'm on a bus heading towards snowy Canada where I'll kill my sister's boyfriend. Quick question has the thought of killing your sister's boyfriend ever come to you? No? Well congrats you're officially a better person than me. Notice the sarcasm practically oozing of the pages?
It's not like I have a choice-oh wait I do have one. Although the second choice involves moving back in with my parents and no way in hell am I doing that! It's not like I'm ashamed of them or anything, I just want to prove I can do something. For years I've been only known as, Ramona's little brother and the guy who will always be in the older siblings shadow even tough he's 1 year younger than her and- sorry went off topic for a sec.
Okay now you're probably going to lecture me by saying killing your sibling's boyfriend is a bit extreme or some other shit. I would have if she hadn't screwed over seven evil dud- wait six evil dudes and one evil dudette. Look I don't really care about her past "love life" But when guys (and a girl) dressed up as pirates, rock stars ninjas (half-ninja actually), and the typical evil genius showed up at my doorstep, let's just say I have to deal with it now.
I was skeptical at first when Gideon (the evil genius cliché guy) said he had an "interesting job opportunity." I'm pretty sure would be if they started asking for your sisters location and had a sword against your throat. I didn't really know where Ramona went, we stopped speaking to each other over the years, so I nearly wet myself hopping that they didn't get any ideas to kill me.
After finding out that I was "useless" they left, probably to torture some other person. I didn't see them again until a few months later. That Gideon freak asked if I still wanted the "job" he wanted to give me a few months. Do you remember those assembly's you had in school, telling you not to trust strangers? I wish I had when I signed up for this. Hey want to know why I accepted this job? Mainly because the last place I worked in turned out to be some ponzi scheme. Good thing we all blamed it on that accountant, he might be serving a life sentence, but hey he did it for the good of the community!
I was running low on cash tough, so I figured this would be a way to earn easy money. Yeah, yeah I wish it was that easy. For 3 months I had to endure getting beaten up because I needed to be trained on how to fight and endure hits. 3 months of brutal torture instead of "training". After those three months were up Gideon decided that I was ready enough to head to Canada along with Patel (The pirate guy who uses waaayyy too much eyeliner).Ramona had gotten a new boyfriend named Mott, or dot, I didn't really pay attention to his name. All I knew is that he was going to get his ass kicked. For this to work I have to be backup whenever the time calls for it. But seriously how could Ramona's new boyfriend possibly beat a guy with demon cheerleaders?
Anyway the bus is pulling up on the depot in Toronto so I better start moving to find a place. I'll write in this after we finish our plan.
Jason Flowers, age 23
Bio:
Jason Flowers
Was your average guy who was sick of living in his sister's shadow. Gideon Graves offers him a, "Job opportunity". Having nothing better to do Jason accepts his offer. Will he regret it? Absolutely its Scott Pilgrim he's probably going to get some, okay a lot of bruises but Scott might get some injuries too.
I f you want to know what he looks like just picture knives hair style from volume 2 only a bit shorter( since you know, he's a guy!)
This is supersilver,signing out!
