So, I'd already posted this but my form and all submittions got deleted for sone reason. I apologise for that. I've been meaning to repost, but I kept forgetting until a new parody SYOT made me remember, so thank you for that. The form will be reposted and I'm sorry to anyone that did submit. I'm a dumbass.
"People can be so cruel," mused the president of the land where they force kids to fight to the death. Sure, I shouldn't have worn a diamond suit when visiting the poorest District in Panem, and maybe I shouldn't have danced on their graves, but that's no excise to GLARE at me!"
The avox serving the President rolled her eyes. She was sick of his rich privilege.
"I guess," he continued, "laughing in the face of a greiving mother wasn't the best idea, but in my defense, she asked for the the wages to be put up to the living standard! How ridiculous is that? The nerve of people! Anyone would think we didn't thrash them in rebellion."
The president continued ranting about the unfairness of his life, not noticing his Avox slowly slipping out.
How dare they glare at the esteemed ruler of Panem! Did useless savages have no respect anymore? What was happening to Panem?
We all know that sinking feeling you get when you open up your PM's to see a new submittion only to realise they're absolute crap- excuse my language.
You know the kind: Long hair down to their feet, both blue and green eyes, a super genius who volunteered to save her pet hamster. Sometimes they aren't too bad, they can add flavour and create some interesting plot points. It's when all of these are placed together to create some Mary Sue shit that it fails.
However, I decided I wanted to attempt to flanderize these.I want the worst tributes you can think of. I don't just want your Mary Sues, I want your Angsty Sues, your Gary Stues, I want the whole works.
The form is on my profile and you can submit as many as you want. Due the the nature of the form, guest submittion are absolutely fine.
This story will be breaking the fourth wall with a bulldozer. It'll have crappy jokes and maybe I'll accidently get a good one in there too. I mean, even a broken clock is right twice a day.
So whoop! Go check my profile for the form. As it's a parody, there aren't any rules except obviously the age range- though if you wanted to submit a volunteering 11 year old, I wouldn't be opposed to that too much.
Lets go crazy!
Not like JD crazy... like Velma Von Tussle when Amber didn't win?
(if you get them references I will love you forever.)
