I love Stiles and Derek together. Review!
I DO NOT OWN TEEN WOLF!
"I if had a penny for every person that I have met that is as stupid as you are… I would have one penny!" Derek said throwing his hands in the air.
"Hey!" Stiles yelled back. He looks really hot in that black shirt. And the leather jacket I wonder what his…Dude! Snap out of it. Stiles thought
"I'm leaving!"
"I'll be happier then a bird with a french fry!"
Scott rolled his eyes, "Can we stop fighting? What did you need to tell me Derek?"
"Do you jack off?" Derek asked Stiles.
Stiles went red. They were standing in Stiles' room, Scott and Stiles were spending the Saturday morning playing video games, when Derek busted into the room. "Wh-why do you ask?"
"Because I can smell it. Anyway, I have some bad news," Derek said. Scott sniffed the air and wrinkled his nose. Derek smiled lightly, "It's mating season."
"What does that have to do with anything? Did you hear about the math teacher who got his dick stuck in a vacuum cleaner?" Stiles said excitedly.
Scott and Derek looked at him. Scott said, "Random much?"
"Well Derek said mating season, which reminded me of sex which reminded me of dicks, which-" Derek gave him a menacing look and Stiles stopped talking.
"Anyway, before brainless boy over here interrupted, you guys have a problem. It's mating season, and even the alpha will want to have sex."
"So I'm going to hump anything that moves?" Scott asked.
Stiles smiled, "Well that's good for Alison."
"Can it before I rip your tongue out with my bare hands. Alison is fine as long as Scott stays with you, but Stiles, you have a problem. See because you know about Scott and hang out with him, the alpha can…uhh…you know…"
"Great! I have a psychotic alpha werewolf wanting to hump me," Stiles said.
"But, I could claim you," Derek said.
