Welcome to Walmart...

A/N: This is a Crack!Fic... xD Anyway, me and my friend Velocity got the idea for these crack!characters. xD They are Greeter!Alois, Waiter/Waitress!Ciel, Manager!Sebastian and Busboy!Claude. xD This is for you, Velo-Chan!

Disclaimer: I do not own Kuroshitsuji or Walmart. Well, I own my own imaginary Walmart.

Alois' POV

" CLAUDE!"

Alois sighed lightly as he stood alone in the manor of Trancy. The day had already started off rough, and now his butler had disappeared. Great! What could make this wor- The thought cut off abruptly as he discovered a small sheet of paper on an endtable nearby, and he rushed over to pick it up. He read it aloud:

" Young master:

I am very sorry for my absence, but I have been called in for... Work, you may call it. But I suggest you go get a.. Job. It may help your problem.

-Claude"

It took Alois a minute to get the message.

" That- That git! " He growled. " Claiming I have a-" Then he noticed the tiny text written on the bottom of the letter.

" Oh, I got you a job, by the way. ;) Your uniform is in your room on your bed."

" Great."

A/N: Short chapter is short. School. XD Anyway, next chapter is Ciel's POV. Read and review, I would appreciate it!

~Basuke