Hi, sorry I haven't written in a while but let's say I have had a writer's block. Anyway here is an idea I had. Enjoy.
Just the Another Death Eater Meeting
Chapter 1: Books
Severus Snape walked through the gates of Malfoy Manor, fashionably late as usual, wondering what this Death Eater meeting is actually going to be about. Whether it was going to be important or just another stupid meeting about why muggles have a toaster? Snape opened the doors to dining room where the meetings were usually held. Everyone was in there usual place; Voldemort at the end of the table sitting on a throne like chair acting as if he was the king of the world (well actually he is).
"Ah, Severus I see that you are late again," Voldemort stated.
"Indeed I am my Lord, I had a problem I needed to sort," Snape replied.
"Right them; now that we are all here I have a really important to discuss," Voldemort exclaimed.
"Which is my Lord," a Death Eater called Avery asked.
"Well, you see I have become fond of muggle books..."Voldemort started.
"MUGGLE BOOKS!" Bellatrix shrieked loudly.
"Yes muggle books, my dear Bellatrix, now as I was saying..." Voldemort carried on.
"Why do you like muggle books my Lord?" Dolohov interrupted.
"Well, I think that they are very interesting especially the books which contains wizards and witches. Anyway as I was saying I was wondering if anyone would recommend a good muggle book." Voldemort requested.
"Macbeth," Draco said very quickly while texting on his iPhone 4 to Hermione secretly.
"Draco can you stop texting this is a very serious matter on our hands?" His father asked.
"Fine," Draco replied in an annoyed teenagerish tone and put his phone inside his pocket. However he got it back out as soon as his father wasn't looking.
"Thank you Draco for your input however I have read Macbeth which very good with all the blood, murder and the evil witches. Sort of reminds me of Bellatrix. Any other suggestions?" Voldemort enquired.
"Well there is Pride and Prejudice..." Wormtail said very nervously.
By now Snape would be bored but instead he was extremely interested because this would be very funny to tell the Order. He could just picture there faces in tears of laughter especially the twins.
"I believe I have never read Pride and Prejudice. Tell me Wormtail what is about?" Voldemort asked.
"It's... about the muggle society in the 18th century and it follows the life of Elizabeth Bennet and Mr Darcy and how they fall in love," Wormtail replied.
"Thank you Wormtail I might read that sometime," Voldemort responded. Wormtail beamed who looked like a toddler who had been told he could have chocolate whenever he wanted.
"My lord, what is your favourite novel?" Yaxley asked.
"Twilight." Voldemort replied.
Suddenly, the entire room burst out laughing. Narcissa and Bellatrix were crying of laughter. Lucius had fallen off his chair backwards and was lying on the floor still laughing. Even Snape was laughing which was rare and it was a record because Snape never laughs for more than 10 seconds and now he had been laughing for at least a minute. Draco was texting Hermione the news and told her to pass it on. However, Voldemort just sat there looking at them as if they had all gone mad which was extremely ironic considering the situation.
"What? What's so funny?" Voldemort asked this had the expression on his face.
"You," Rodolphus Lestrange replied.
"Nothing is wrong with Twilight," Voldemort stated.
"Actually there is my Lord," Snape responded.
"Pray tell me Severus. What is wrong with Twilight?" Voldemort asked.
"Well firstly they made it into a film which means that they had doubled the amount of it. Secondly, the main character happens to be a depressing, boring and lives off men and does nothing. Thridy, they stole Cedric from us and turn him into a sparkly vampire. Fourthly which I should have put firstly it's a book about sparkly vampires who think that they are monsters. Fifthly, it is very strereotypical cliche and its rubbish. The list can go on if you want." Snape explained.
"Can I continue?" Draco asked a little bit too eagerly.
"Go on then Draco," Snape answered.
"Sixthly, they have gold eyes which they totally stole from Merlin which is much more epic. Seventhly the book came to the author in a dream and it is not good to dwell on dreams. Eighthy, they don't sleep which is weird and they don't eat. Ninthly, other vampires such as Vampire diaries, moragnville vampires are actually a bit more believeable. Tenthly, they don't burn in sunlight which is rubbish because they can't die as easily." Draco exclaimed.
"I still think that it is the best book ever. Go on if you all think that Twilight is rubbish which it's not, what's your favourite muggle book?" Voldemort retorted.
"Macbeth," Draco said.
"Pride and Prejudice," Wormtail said.
"Oliver Twist," Avery said.
"Jane Eyre," Narcissa said.
"I don't read muggle books," Lucius and Bellatrix said at the same time.
"And you Snape?" Voldemort asked.
Snape was wondering whether he should say his considering that it's completely weird and no one expected him to like it.
"50 Shades of Grey," Snape said finally admitting his secret.
"That's just completely..." replied Yaxley.
"GROSS," Bellatrix shouted.
"Ok I know but I think it just a good muggle book," Snape replied.
"Snape you have a dirty mind," Lucius stated.
"I know but at least I read books unlike you," Snape answered.
"Anyway thank you Snape for admitting your secret. Now to other topics why do muggles have a toaster?" Voldemort asked.
By that point, Snape slapped his forehead and thought I should have known it would go back to this.
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