"okay i called this meeting for a reason"commander yaamitato called to all the men.

"the reason for the woman being absent is because this is a matter for men."and before he could finish there were multiple shouts of agreement and boasting.

"CALM DOWN," he called to the crowd.

"Leutenant kurosaki will explaine what is going to happen"he said and shocked calls sounded from the group

"Leutenant kurosaki?"came the loudest call.

"Yes leutenant kurosaki. kurosaki ichigo leutenant of the 1st squad will explain. now please begin with the warning."captain commander said to the orange haired boy behind him.

"okay now ill need everyones attention to the large black screen behind me" he said pointing behind him self.

"okay now then as to can see there are Five deadly terms used by women. now let me begin with the first one."he said and began saying what was on the board.

"1)Fine:

"This is the word women use to end an argument when she knows she is right and you need to shut-up."

"- then you shut up and listen."he said in the voice of a chirpy school girl.

"2)Nothing:

"means something & you should be worried"

"and pay attention to these last few."he said in the same tone of voice.

"3)Go Ahead:

this is a dare, not permission, do not do it."He said expressing the 'do not' part loudly.

"4)Whatever:

A womans way of saying screw you, as grimmjow would know it."ichigo added as he grinned at the blue haired visard.

"5)Thats Okay:

She is thinking long and hard on how and when you will pay for your mistake."He said as he pointed to the next one.

"Bonus Word~Wow:

This is not a compliment. She's amazed that one person could be so stupid."ichigo then openly stared at renji as everyone else started laughing.

"i hope you enjoyed this very educational bit of in formation this is why we must be wary. the girls are beginning to start PMS-ing.".ichigo spoke to the crowd who were dismissed.

"is that what thoses really mean when they come from woman?" he asked.

"yup"yumi,ikkaku,chad,ichigo,kenpatchi,and bakuguya awnswered in unison.

"=_="renjis face scrunched up.

"okay" he whispered awkwardly as they walked down the empty halls.

I thought it would be funny...