This story was rated T for a reason. Viewer digression is advised. Seriously. If I could it would be T+.

Pink was her favorite color, mostly because it was the color of the most sexy cats pelt around the lake. She was sexy, but had no interest in love; she was too busy spying on her sister, Honeyleaf, and her new boyfriend, Emberclaw, new boyfriend because Lovelost like to have fun.

She had broken up everyone of Honeyleaf's relationships but had failed every time. Her blue eyes grew huge as she saw Emberclaw propose to Honeyleaf, pulling a diamond, 20 karats, out in a little blue velvet box. This made Lovelost mad. She expected at least 21 karats.

She willed for Honeyleaf to say no but she said yes. Shocker. Lovelost ran away broken hearted. Then she heard some major moaning. She looked for the source, it couldn't have been Honeyleaf and Emberclaw, they were back there… by the ShadowClan border. She perked her ears and listened intently to the make out sound trying to figure out the couple. Sighing, she peered though a bush and saw two cats from StarClan getting it on.

Not just any two cats… Firestar and Graystripe. They were hiding from their mates. Smiling that she had found her next piece of prey she smiled. She smoothed out her pale pink fur, making sure each dark tabby stripe was perfectly in place. "Theme music!" She yelled loudly. Romio and Cinderella by Vocaloids started playing in the background.

She didn't care that the song was a foreign Japanese song about how the couple had sex and the dad didn't approve of the guy –he was perfectly fine with the sex part apparently- so the guy asked the girl to marry him and then they snuck out. It was called Romio and Cinderella because the chick though Romio and Julieta (like how it is in the song) was too sad. She also loved how she found the lyrics, youtube watching Kagamine Len in a fan girls choice of clothes with English sub titles at the bottom. She didn't care about any of this… The song is catchy!

When she walked in on the secret couple the words that came out of her mouth were "If it looks like and duck and it walks like a duck then it is a flaming homosexual, and you my friend are a duck." Her favorite part was seeing their faces. Graystripe's yellow eyes were huge and Firestar was looking from side to side.

"This isn't what it looks like!" Firestar quickly explained. By now the song had ended so she put her Japanese playlist on shuffle. It was fun listening to Pop from a different culture.

"Than what is it, Firestar?" Firestar was a pause… not really sure what to say.

It was Graystripe who broke the gay baby silence. "YOLO!"

It was loud enough to scare all the prey away, if they hadn't already. She looked at them confused… "You're dead. Both of you and besides, YOLO doesn't even apply to Firestar… he lived NINE EFFING TIMES!"

Firestar and Graystripe quickly ran away into the stars. Happy and please with herself she started too walked off. Then she heard some major moaning. She looked through the bush and saw Sandstorm and Silverstream getting it on. Perfect. "Theme music!"