Characters:
Brightsparrow: normal
Firefang: Wackjob
On with the show!
Brightsparrow: Hello kitties of all forests, I'm Brightsparrow, and this is Firefang…Firefang: -growls- FIRECLAN FIRECLAN!!!!!
Brightsparrow: She's nuts…and reads one page per day of a book
Firefang: Not true, you piece of foxdung!!! It's half a page!
Brightsparrow: Making you even more slow…-ahem- welcome to WARRIORS: Unleashed!
Audience: -claps- WHOOOOOO!!
Brightsparrow: For our first guest, we have a ThunderClan warrior, who is always on patrol and does almost everything!
Firefang: -mutters to self- ThunderClan…not as good as MINE!!!
Brightsparrow: Please give it up for SANDSTORM!
Audience: -cheers-
Sandstorm: -sits down, with eye twitching- Hello, guys.
Firefang: Hello, crazy!
Brightsparrow: Quiet, Firefang! Now Sandstorm, how is life as a senior warrior?
Sandstorm: I am so stressed! I have two kits, one who has mate troubles, the other smells like sick cats! I am doing something everyday! That blasted Firestar…
Firefang, interupting: THAT WILL BE MY NAME ONE DAY! MUAHAHAHA!
Sandstorm: -throws dead mouse at Firefang- Shut up, furball! Anyway, Firestar is always asking for favors! "Sandstorm, could you organize patrols because I'm too lazy to get a deputy or do it myself? Sandstorm, could you hunt while the warriors rest and do nothing? You are the best hunter! Sandstorm, sorry I didn't give you more that one apprentice…even though you're the obvious choice! Sandstorm, could you work you're paws off and fight all day?" Why am I always the target? He is so annoying! Can't I have a day of rest? –twitch-
Firefang: Lazy bum…
Sandstorm: LAZY???? –throws latte at Firefang-
Brightsparrow: I wanted to do that ever since I met you! GO SANDSTORM!
Firefang: AGH! My eyes!! Where did you get a latte, anyway?
Sandstorm, twitching: Firestar sent me to a place called "Starbucks" and asked me to get him one…mouse dung…now I have go back…ah, forget it…he never lifts one finger, he MUST have energy to get it himself!
Brightsparrow: Oh…it'll be kind of easy for Firestar to get one…those Twolegs are building one in the forest now.
Firefang: Not just that but on every block!
Sandstorm:…Firefang, can I borrow your chainsaw?
Firefang: Ol' Organ Ripper? Sure!
Sandstorm: Thanks!
Brightsparrow: Are you going to use that on Firestar?
Sandstorm: No…that's too easy! I'll use it on whoever controls our thoughts in the books so that I'll hire a replacement who hates Firestar so that I'll seem totally innocent!
Firefang: I like your thinking…
Brightsparrow: Who do you like most in the forest?
Sandstorm: …Blackstar is a HUNK! So mysterious…plus, he likes to do things himself!
Brightsparrow: Besides Firestar…or the rest of your kin…who do you hate most?
Sandstorm: Dang…now I'm drawing a blank…uh…Firefang
Firefang: You can say goodbye to Ol' Organ Ripper.
Sandstorm: -throws another latte at Firefang-
Firefang: OW! Another latte?
Sandstorm: Firestar wanted two.
Brightsparrow: Before this gets any weirder lets end this! I'm Brightsparrow,
Sandstorm: I'm Sandstorm
Firefang: And I'm nearly blind…
Brightsparrow: SEE YA!
