I'm up to Sunset so if you are up to the Power or Three, or something, excuse me because I'm only doing events from which I experianced.

Characters:

Brightsparrow: normal

Firefang: Wackjob

On with the show!

Brightsparrow: Hello kitties of all forests, I'm Brightsparrow, and this is Firefang…

Firefang: -growls- FIRECLAN FIRECLAN!!!!!

Brightsparrow: She's nuts…and reads one page per day of a book

Firefang: Not true, you piece of foxdung!!! It's half a page!

Brightsparrow: Making you even more slow…-ahem- welcome to WARRIORS: Unleashed!

Audience: -claps- WHOOOOOO!!

Brightsparrow: For our first guest, we have a ThunderClan warrior, who is always on patrol and does almost everything!

Firefang: -mutters to self- ThunderClan…not as good as MINE!!!

Brightsparrow: Please give it up for SANDSTORM!

Audience: -cheers-

Sandstorm: -sits down, with eye twitching- Hello, guys.

Firefang: Hello, crazy!

Brightsparrow: Quiet, Firefang! Now Sandstorm, how is life as a senior warrior?

Sandstorm: I am so stressed! I have two kits, one who has mate troubles, the other smells like sick cats! I am doing something everyday! That blasted Firestar…

Firefang, interupting: THAT WILL BE MY NAME ONE DAY! MUAHAHAHA!

Sandstorm: -throws dead mouse at Firefang- Shut up, furball! Anyway, Firestar is always asking for favors! "Sandstorm, could you organize patrols because I'm too lazy to get a deputy or do it myself? Sandstorm, could you hunt while the warriors rest and do nothing? You are the best hunter! Sandstorm, sorry I didn't give you more that one apprentice…even though you're the obvious choice! Sandstorm, could you work you're paws off and fight all day?" Why am I always the target? He is so annoying! Can't I have a day of rest? –twitch-

Firefang: Lazy bum…

Sandstorm: LAZY???? –throws latte at Firefang-

Brightsparrow: I wanted to do that ever since I met you! GO SANDSTORM!

Firefang: AGH! My eyes!! Where did you get a latte, anyway?

Sandstorm, twitching: Firestar sent me to a place called "Starbucks" and asked me to get him one…mouse dung…now I have go back…ah, forget it…he never lifts one finger, he MUST have energy to get it himself!

Brightsparrow: Oh…it'll be kind of easy for Firestar to get one…those Twolegs are building one in the forest now.

Firefang: Not just that but on every block!

Sandstorm:…Firefang, can I borrow your chainsaw?

Firefang: Ol' Organ Ripper? Sure!

Sandstorm: Thanks!

Brightsparrow: Are you going to use that on Firestar?

Sandstorm: No…that's too easy! I'll use it on whoever controls our thoughts in the books so that I'll hire a replacement who hates Firestar so that I'll seem totally innocent!

Firefang: I like your thinking…

Brightsparrow: Who do you like most in the forest?

Sandstorm: …Blackstar is a HUNK! So mysterious…plus, he likes to do things himself!

Brightsparrow: Besides Firestar…or the rest of your kin…who do you hate most?

Sandstorm: Dang…now I'm drawing a blank…uh…Firefang

Firefang: You can say goodbye to Ol' Organ Ripper.

Sandstorm: -throws another latte at Firefang-

Firefang: OW! Another latte?

Sandstorm: Firestar wanted two.

Brightsparrow: Before this gets any weirder lets end this! I'm Brightsparrow,

Sandstorm: I'm Sandstorm

Firefang: And I'm nearly blind…

Brightsparrow: SEE YA!