Anne Sinclair: Couldn't be Tamed... And Then This Happened.
Anne was glad she had Kurt on speed dial.
"Hey Anne."
"Hey Kurt. You wanna do me a favour and call Blaine. I need to tell you both something."
"You wanna have a three way?"
"Kurt!"
"Call I mean!"
"YES!"
"OK."
"Hey baby."
"Keep it PG Blaine, bestie's on the phone too."
"Sorry Anne. What's shaking?"
" I... was wondering if you guys wanted to go to lunch with me?" Damn!
"Sure."
"No problem."
-At Lunch-
"Something on your mind, AnnaBanana?" Blaine always called her that. She didn't mind,
"Ok. I have a confession. I didn't ask you guys to lunch because I wanted to spend time with you. Well, I do it's just... I'm pregnant."
"Well... I never thought I'd hear that one." Blaine was... Ok with it.
"What am I gonna do?"
"Have this one, then do it again and again and again."
"Why?"
"So the chances of us each having kids is bigger."
"Blaine, What are you suggesting?"
"I'm suggesting... Well, wow this is complicated. I'm suggesting the three of us have a relationship."
"What?"
"The-"
"I Get that but, jeez, Blaine. Are guys sure you wanna do this? I can get-"
"Don't you dare get an abortion!" Kurt yelled, very loud. Then he moved closer to her.
"There won't be sunlight until you know."
"Know what?" Both of them stood up.
"If you ever leave me baby,
Leave some morphine at my door
'Cause it would take a whole lot of medication
To realize what we used to have,
We don't have it anymore.
There's no religion that could save me
No matter how long my knees are on the floor
So keep in mind all the sacrifices I'm makin'
Will keep you by my side
Will keep you from walkin' out the door.
[Chorus]
Cause there'll be no sunlight
If I lose you, baby
There'll be no clear skies
If I lose you, baby
Just like the clouds
My eyes will do the same, if you walk away
Everyday it will rain, rain, rain...
I'll never be your mother's favorite
Your daddy can't even look me in the eye
Oooh if I was in their shoes, I'd be doing the same thing
Sayin there goes my little girl
Walkin' with that troublesome guy
But they're just afraid of something they can't understand
Oooh well little darlin' watch me change their minds
Yeah for you I'll try I'll try I'll try I'll try
I'll pick up these broken pieces 'til I'm bleeding
If that'll make you mine
[Chorus]
Cause there'll be no sunlight
If I lose you, baby
There'll be no clear skies
If I lose you, baby
Just like the clouds
My eyes will do the same if you walk away
Everyday it will rain, rain, rain...
[Bridge]
Don't just say, goodbye
Don't just say, goodbye
I'll pick up these broken pieces 'til I'm bleeding
If that'll make it right
[Chorus]
Cause there'll be no sunlight
If I lose you, baby
There'll be no clear skies
If I lose you, baby
Just like the clouds
My eyes will do the same if you walk away
Everyday it will rain, rain, rain..." Anne cried. Each of them knelt down and kissed her.
