101 How To Get a Girl

By: Iceyicecream

Yo! As you have heard my kohai, Echizen Ryoma is having a bit of a girl problem. Hehehe, and as his Sempais, we have devised a plan to get set him up with Sakuno. Now, let's see wee whose plan will work! Wish us luck!

Momoshiro Takeshi's Plan

"Ne, Echizen!" Momoshiro called.

"What do you want Momo-Sempai?" Ryoma asked as he wiped the beads of sweat off his brows.

"Can you go buy me a drink?" Momoshiro asked as he handed his kohai someone money.

"Why don't you get it yourself?" Ryoma asked a bit irritated.

Momoshiro chuckled. "Because you're my kohai!"
Ryoma rolled his eyes. "Fine."
"O-chibi!" Kikumaru called, "Can you get me something too?"
Ryoma sighed. "Fine."
And before he knew it, all of his Sempais had already asked him to buy a drink. "Geez, am I some sort of slave?" Ryoma complained as he walked to the vending machine.

When Ryoma was out of sight his Sempais grinned. "Let's see if your plan works, Momoshiro." Fuji said with a smile.

Momoshiro smiled. "Of course it will! It happens in all mangas!"

Oishi rolled his eyes. "Just because it happens in mangas, doesn't mean they'll instantly fall in love."
"Ma, ma, we'll see Oishi-Sempai." Momoshiro said with a grin and they followed their kohai.

With Ryoma

Ryoma sighed and inserted the money and got the drinks they wanted. His hands were full and the drinks looked as if they were about to drop. "Geez." He sighed.

The drinks were in the way, so Ryoma was barely able to see over the drinks. "KYAA!"

Ryoma cursed and tumbled over the person. "Shit." He groaned and looked down to see caged beneath him was a frightened Sakuno. Tears were already welling up and Ryoma felt uncomfortable. He didn't move and neither did Sakuno. "Are you okay?" He asked concerned seeing a red lump swelling on her temple. Sakuno blushed and nodded her head. "I…I'm fine." She whispered, "Just got hit by one of the cans."
Ryoma slowly got up helping her up as well. "I'll take you to the nurse's office."
Sakuno shook her head. "What about the drinks?" She asked.

Ryoma looked at the drinks all over the ground and scratched his head. He shrugged. "I'll pick it up when I get back."
Sakuno looked worried. "Are you sure?" She asked concerned.

Ryoma nodded and beckoned her to the nurse. "Let's get some ice." He said.

Sakuno nodded her head timidly and followed Ryoma. Momoshiro fist pumped the air. "Going better then I planned!" He said happily.

Inui pushed up his glasses and looked through his papers. "20.22% Something may happen but 79.88% Nothing will happen because Echizen being so dense."
"We still haven't even had a turn yet." Kikumaru said with a sigh.

"Well, we don't know yet though." Oishi said.

"SSSSSSSssss." Kaoru hissed, "Where's captain?"
The all looked at each other. "SHIT!" They screamed and hurried back to the tennis courts to prevent from feeling the wrath of the tennis captain.
Nurse's Office

"Sensei?" Ryoma called.

There was no answer so Ryoma just opened the door. "Sit down, I'll get you some ice."
Sakuno nodded her head and sat down on the stool waiting patiently. "Don't you have tennis pratice…Ryoma-Kun?" Sakuno asked making small talk.

Ryoma nodded his head as he searched for a cooling pack. "The Sempais asked me to go buy them drinks."
Sakuno nodded her head. There was an awkward silence and Sakuno was fidgeting. "Do you need to use the bathroom?" Ryoma asked bluntly.

Sakuno turned red and shook her head violently. She suddenly became dizzy. "OY!" Ryoma yelled as he raced to catch Sakuno from hitting her head first on the floor.

He caught her and her head was resting his chest. Ryoma let out a sigh of relief and looked down at the sleeping figure on his chest. "Geez." He sighed, "Causing me a lot of trouble again Ryuzaki."

He managed to get up and carry her like a bride onto the bed. He tucked her in and watched her sleep. He placed the ice pack on her head and watched her shudder at the sudden coolness. Ryoma bent over and was about to kiss the ice pack when the nurse came in. "Al-el-le~" The nurse said covering her mouth, "Am I interrupting something?"
Ryoma shot up straight and quickly walked out of the nurse's room. The nurse smiled, "How cute."

Back at the Tennis Courts

"Echizen." Tezuka called angrily.

"Hai?" Ryoma said as he handed everyone their drinks.

"Where have you been?"

"With Ryuzaki." He said bluntly.

Everyone gasped and giggled like little school girls. Tezuka shot them a look to make them shut up. "And why was that?" Tezuka asked intensely.

"Because, she got hit with one of the cans when we bumped into each other."

Tezuka turned to his other teammates. "And who said you guys could get Echizen to buy drinks?"

The other players gulped. "100 laps NOW!" Tezuka demanded.

They sighed and ran. "Echizen, you do 50."
Echizen nodded his head and followed everyone around the tennis courts. Tezuka shook his head and let out an exhausted sigh. "What am I going to do with you guys?"