edward cullen dazzlepants was walkin trough the woods on day when all of a sudde

he saw teh batman fighting a bigggg japanese robot w/ drillz comming out of its pant

""OMGGG" edwardo screamed as he glomped teh batmanz "IM UR BIGGEST FAN LOLZ *__*"

BUT THEN

a sexi hunk of a man steep out of japanese robot an punch teh sparkly vampire in teh ball

"U ARE SUCH A FAGGIT GO JAK OFF OR SUM SHIT LIEK THAT YOU FUCKING FAGGEET D:" semen scream as he pointing his finger aat the sky

"MY DRILL IS THE DILL THAT WILL PERCE THEN HEVENS. WHO THE HEEL DO YOU THIN I AM."

then edward stare up at shimon with teers in his eyes cuz his penis hurted and becuz simon was so beutiful

TO BE CONINUTEED..............