edward cullen dazzlepants was walkin trough the woods on day when all of a sudde
he saw teh batman fighting a bigggg japanese robot w/ drillz comming out of its pant
""OMGGG" edwardo screamed as he glomped teh batmanz "IM UR BIGGEST FAN LOLZ *__*"
BUT THEN
a sexi hunk of a man steep out of japanese robot an punch teh sparkly vampire in teh ball
"U ARE SUCH A FAGGIT GO JAK OFF OR SUM SHIT LIEK THAT YOU FUCKING FAGGEET D:" semen scream as he pointing his finger aat the sky
"MY DRILL IS THE DILL THAT WILL PERCE THEN HEVENS. WHO THE HEEL DO YOU THIN I AM."
then edward stare up at shimon with teers in his eyes cuz his penis hurted and becuz simon was so beutiful
TO BE CONINUTEED..............
