Okay... I blame my Cousin for this one. We were talking stories and what could happen in A Witch and a Lord when we got into what could happen between Nabu and my perception of Klarion when they are Lords and have no real reason to be mad at each other, like in A Witch and a Lord or in The Mind of the Witch.

So this is a separate AU from the others and might be the only issue of it. I hope you enjoy!

Warning! AU, Possible OOCness, Mixture of Comic Canon elements and Young Justice Cartoons.

I do not own this thank you.


A Daily Dose of Life

(Chapter 1)

Entertainment Battles

It was merely a lazy day for the Lord of Chaos. There was no plans nor need for natural disasters. He was not needed to help the Light with one of their boring plans. And the Council was not going to meet in a while. So Klarion was taking the time to lounge around his little dimensional pocket he calls home and possibly read some of the books on his self that he never had the time for before.

Sighing he curled up on the sofa and smiled as Teekl jumped up onto the armchair near the fireplace. Reaching over to the side-table next to him, Klarion grabbed the book placed there. Cracking it open he let himself be taken away from his troubles of Nabu and maintaining a proper balance of Order and Chaos.

"Witchboy."

Klarion jumped at the voice right behind him. Turning around he glared at the white haired man who stood in his living room.

"Nabu. Why are you in my home?"

The older man smiled before walking over to the other side of the sofa.

Klarion rolled his eyes at the man's clothing choice. Really a set of ancient Egyptian jewels and a shendyt made from light cloth in his domain would typically end up with a form of frostbite. Did the man not learn anything?

"You are going to change right?" Klarion's black eyes bore holes into Nabu's head.

The older smiled at the younger before flicking his wrist at the television set causing it to turn on.

Klarion rolled his eyes before returning to his book.

"It is well known that the witch trials of Salem were most likely the product of mass hysteria."

The witch glared at the television before snapping his fingers to change the channel.

Nabu snorted at the new show on.

"Really Klarion? The Addams Family?"

The Chaos Lord hummed in response.

The Lord of Order sighed before snapping his fingers.

"Much better."

"Joe! Please speak to me! Joe!"

Klarion glared at the screen before turning it over to Nabu. Waving over to the hall he summoned a pair of headphones. Putting them on he tapped the left one twice and relaxed into the couch once more.

This arrangement lasted for three more pages in Klarion's book until Nabu changed the channel once more and he increased the volume.

The witch glared at the old man before flicking his wrist at the television set to lower the noise.

Nabu laughed before he tapped Klarion's headphones.

Klarion jumped at the sudden increase of volume. Tapping the headphones he volumed it down.

Returning to his book he smiled, hopefully everything is done and Nabu will not be trying to break his ears.

He was able to get to the next chapter before Nabu started summoning food and making a mess.

Klarion glared at the elder.

"As a Lord of Order, surely you understand that it is rather rude to make a mess in someone else's home?"

The white haired man merely smiled before biting into a fig.

The black haired teen sighed before waving his hand, banishing the mess. That done he returned to his book.

After the show ended Nabu turned off the television and took to staring at the ceiling. The red painted wooden beams held his attention for a few minutes before he was glaceing at the witch-person in the room.

Reaching over he removed the headphones from the teen's ears. Klarion glanced up before returning to his book.

"You have a eruption in half an hour."

Black eyes snapped up before looking over at the stone carving hanging over the fireplace.

"Shoot!"

Klarion quickly placed a bookmark before running over to his room for his coat and shoes.

"Teekl look over the house. I will be back soon. And Nabu, don't take anything nor mess with my books."

A red portal appeared before the young man.

"I still want my copy of 10,000 Knights and Goblins back you know!"

With that he ran into the portal leaving a bemused Lord of Order and an annoyed cat behind.

Nabu shook his head.

"That child never learns. Teekl, were does 10,000 Knights and Goblins go? It is the reason I came over."


Typical Nabu. Anyway I hoped you enjoyed. Especially you Little Man, seeing A Witch and a Lord is being a pain and this one was writing instead.