THIS…is my first one! Be nice…im ganna get weird on ya so just STAY WITH ME PEOPLE!! D well……I LOVE said crack pairing of DeiIno……and there both art lovers:L So don't KILL me for writing…thank you!!! So….here goes the crackyness…love ya all! WARNING! Rated out of paranoia cuz of the Language and other slightly inappropriate things….. .
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She didn't understand why all this was happening to her. She never hurt anyone…ok, maybe once or twice. She still didn't understand WHY it is that she was kidnapped by them…not that she minded on bit. In fact, she frequently thanked her 'Rescuers' in the red clouded black cloaks. She was just thinking about her parents again. When had she last seen them? Oh, she didn't know. She was moved FAR away from them…and now lived with an organization of S-ranked criminals known as the Akatsuki. She knew about all the things they had done, being a ninja herself. She also knows that they still do those things, but they seemed so kind to her. Being the skilled ninja she is, she was even in on, and helped out in the murder of a few people who dared cross there paths. She felt at times, the boys were the only ones who kept her alive…and she thanked them for that…but there was this one boy who stayed stuck in her mind, day in and day out. He was know for his bombs he crated by hand. He, who's long, beautiful hair and large, deep blue eyes caused her to swoon at the sight of him. He, whose words always ended cutely with the word 'Un'. This man, known as Deidara, was her light in the darkness. He truly had blown a hole in her heart…just for his easy access. Not only was he beautiful, smart, funny, charming and over all godly, his art just appealed the young woman. It always went out in a "Bang", as did life. There views were almost identical…so Identical, in fact, they often had hour long discussions on art. She had her heart, mind and soul fixated on that boy. She moaned in protest as she heard someone knock on the door. She was day dreaming in here!
"What do you want?" She asked harshly, still having images of the blond haired artist swimming in her mind.
"Err….I wanted to see if you were coming down for dinner, Un" Deidara asked sheepishly from the other side of the door. Upon hearing his voice, she sat straight up in her bed, trying as best she could to fix her messy hair that was normally held together by her purple hair band she oh so adored. She scrambled to get to the door.
"Umm…Yes, yes I am…" She said, checking herself once more before swinging the door open on a startled Deidara. He certainly wasn't expecting that. She smiles up at him, causing him to almost melt at the door way. Just as they were starting to talk instead of just standing there in the door way like idiots, Tobi and Hidan ran up behind them.
"TOBI'S A GOOD BOY!" They heard, before Deidara almost fell forward as Tobi leaped onto his back. Ino chuckled as Hidan came up ad put his arm around her waist.
"Hello, Ino-chan….Deidara not doing anything to you, was he?" Hidan asked smugly as Deidara was fighting off Tobi.
"GET THE HELL OFF ME, UN!!" Deidara's screams could be heard from outside of the hideout, were Zetsu and Kisame were having one of there famous "Your weirder then I am!" Arguments. Upon hearing Deidara's voice, all got quiet except the high pitched ring of Tobi shouting back in reply, "TOBI GOOD BOY!" or "NEVER!!" Ino was slowly getting annoyed, and her patients went out when Tobi hit Deidara playfully in the side. Deidara was so angry, he was about to kick the crap out of the mask warring boy until Ino punched Tobi in the face so hard, she sent him flying threw a wall. Tobi looked up startled as his mask cracked in half. Deidara and Hidan's mouths were hanging wide open by this sudden outburst of anger and backed away from the blond girl.
"STOP BEING SO ANOYING, TOBI!" Ino cried, truly mad. Who did he think he was, hitting Deidara like that? Tobi nodded quickly in fear and ran off to his room, trying to put together his mask. Hidan and Deidara didn't move from that spot until she glared at them with her Are-You-Coming-Or-Not!? looks. They ran up and walked slowly behind her, not wanting to say a word. She suddenly said,
"Im NOT cooking tonight….." The boys looked at each other shocked. She always cooked for them. Hidan hit Deidara's arm a little and made funny gestures towards Ino. He took it as a "Just ask her to, she'll do it for you!" and sighed.
"Um, Ino-chan, yeah…could you please make dinner? You see…im really hungry, and no one can cook half a good as you, Un…" Deidara said, turning her to face him so he could show her one of his sweet smiles. She blushed a little and simply muttered "It'll be done in forty minutes…." And stalked off.
"I don't know how you do it, but it sure the fuck comes in handy!" Hidan smirked once Ino was out of ear shot. Deidara shrugged.
"Beats me…..but im starved, un!" He said. Just then, Itachi walked up behind them with an annoyed look.
"You baka, she likes you. Even TOBI knew that, and he's just plain stupid.." He said with a bored tone. Deidara and Hidan exchanged looks of surprise as Itachi left. They both shrugged and said "Nah! Not Ino!" and walked in opposite directions.
"See ya at Dinner, un!"
"What ever, UN!" Hidan mocked as he left a pissed Deidara In the middle of an empty hallway cursing at no one in particular.
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PLEASE tell me if you likes it…other wise, I'll feel all sad inside and wont do the other chapters! T-T lol, thank you for allowing me to bore you with my stupid stories, im sure you are ALL very eager to press the "Back" button and get the hell away from me, but you MUST tell me if you liked it…or if you want just type and go "THAT SUCKED…..finish the other chapters!" lol, love you all!
