A/N Ok here is my FMA fic, but if you are reading my Inuyasha fic have no fear I am still working on it but am taking a break

A/N Ok here is my FMA fic, but if you are reading my Inuyasha fic have no fear I am still working on it but am taking a break. So I am on a roll giving random characters younger sisters, just read and see. Oh and btw in my universe Hughes, Havoc, Hawkeye, and Mustang have known each other since they were kids.

Disclaimer: I don't own Fullmetal Alchemist; if I did I would have a golden toaster and all the apple pie in the world, but sadly I don't, I really want pie.

Chapter 1

It was an average day in Central Headquarters, Colonel Roy Mustang and his subordinates were busy pretending they were doing their paperwork (but really discussing how much they hate paperwork) fearing that Lieutenant Hawkeye would shoot them if they didn't look like they were being productive. The Elrics and Winry were hanging around simply since they had nothing better to do.

Early in the afternoon, not too long after lunch, the door to the office opened and stepped in a young woman in her mid 20's. She had long black hair up in a pony-tail and dark blue eyes. She wore a simple black tank top, and a black skirt that stopped mid thigh, her plain black boots went up to her knees and over it all was a simple black cloak.

At a distance she looked normal, a little too fond of black, but innocent. Upon closer inspection you could see that tucked neatly in to the white wraps she had around her arms were many star-shaped throwing knives. On both hips were a gun, and covering the rest of her belt were extra clips for the guns.

She had a belt running from her left shoulder down to her right hip and back around, that held a small gun, a dagger and many more star-shaped throwing knives. Strapped to her right leg was another gun and poking out of the top of her left boot seemed to be the hilt of a large dagger. All in all that was one dangerous chick.

She walked into the room casually, strolling along as if she were going on a walk in the park, heading strait to the Colonels desk.

Each person in the room was thinking a different thing. Havoc was franticly saying in his mind No it's not her, it couldn't be her, I haven't seen her in 4 years. All Roy had on his mind was relief, that she was ok, but he would never show it. Lieutenant Hawkeye was simply happy, and Breda, Falman, and Fuery were staring at her wondering who she was and if she would date them.

Ed, Al, and Winry hadn't noticed her yet since Ed was unconscious, Winry was still seething from whatever had made her mad enough to hit Ed in the head with a wrench, and Al was poking Ed to try to wake him up.

She stood in front of the colonels desk and plainly stated "I'm back"

"So you didn't get killed" was all he replied.

"Now is that really how you greet your sister"

At that statement everyone in the room, that wasn't unconscious and hadn't know that Roy had a sister, found their jaws to be on the floor and their eyes the size of Rhode Island.

"Whoa, wait you are his sister" Breda voiced many peoples shock.

"Yep, Alexandria Oktouber Elizabeth Mustang, the Black Rose Assassin"

"The Black Rose? Aren't you supposed to be dead?"

"No, I was just being held hostage by a bunch of anti-military extremists" she stated calmly "I just got out, and decided to visit my beloved older brother, who probably threw a party 3 and a half years ago when he thought I was dead" Alexandria finished glaring at her brother.

"Is that really why you came here?" Roy said in a voice dripping in contempt.

"No, the military also wanted me to give any information about the group that abducted me and wants me to take a less risky position" his sister shot back at him "but I am never taking a desk job, ever" she scoffed.

"And what's wrong with a desk job" Roy challenged

"Their dull, all you do is sit around doing paperwork and other boring junk!"

"Well at least we aren't about to be killed!!"

"The near-death experiences are the funnest and most exciting parts!!"

"Funnest isn't a word!!"

"Who really cares!!"

"I do!!"

"Sure, cause you're the king of being grammatically correct"

"Well-" Roy's comeback was cut short by a bullet streaking past his nose.

"You two have been separated for 4 years and you're back together for 10 minutes and already bickering like children"

Alexandria smiled at the blond woman "Hey Riza, great to see you still have amazing aim"

"It's great to see that my best friend isn't dead, Alex"

"Well, you know I try my hardest not to die, but for some reason there are a bunch of people out to kill me"

"It's not like you killed a bunch of people, or something" the colonel sarcastically muttered. Suddenly Roy was pinned to the wall by a bunch of throwing knives attaching his clothes to the wall, and Alex's light and airy aura was replaced by that of anger and seriousness. Her face was full of ire and everyone in the room realized that that was the same face many people had seen seconds before their death.

"Now you look here big brother" Alexandria's voice was low and dangerous "you may not like what I do, you may say I am cold-blooded or heartless, but it is what I do and I am good at it, and may I remind you that I am not the only one of us to kill innocent on orders"

The older sibling continued glaring at his sister but reluctantly nodded.

"Good, any ways as I said it is great to see you Riza" Alexandria glanced over and noticed Havoc amongst the rest of her brothers subordinates "Hey Jean, what's up?" she said to the smoker as she walked over and sat on his desk.

"Oh, nothing much, a bit of paperwork and an old friend coming back from the dead" he stated casually.

"Sounds interesting"

"Yep"

Alex then turned to Breda, Falman, and Fuery "And who are y'all?" she smiled.

"I'm Kai-" Fuery was cut short by an angry outburst coming from the wall behind the colonel's desk "I hate to interrupt this lovely little get together you're having, BUT CAN SOMEONE GET ME DOWN FROM HERE!!" Roy Mustang yelled, still attached to the wall.

"Why should we, I think you make a rather interesting piece of wall art" the now conscious Ed Elric said.

"I must agree" stated Havoc

"I say we put a couple of sconces on either side of his head and it would make great discussion piece" Alexandria contributed.

"Yes, and we could call it The Angry Alchemist, or A Sisters Temper, or something of the sort" finished Falman.

All in the room sans Lt. Hawkeye, and the Colonel, nodded and looked at Roy as if he was a painting in a museum that they were judging. Colonel Mustang continued struggling to free his self and yelling until the three young women in the room took pity on him, and started taking down the knives.

While they were freeing Roy, Winry introduced herself and the Elrics to Alex, and the other subordinates finally got to finish introducing themselves also.

End of Chapter

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