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'this seems familiar.' Kagome thought as she stood in the hot spring, she would come and bathe. Somehow find herself alone and then she would get kidnapped because she couldn't protect herself. Nodding silently she agreed with herself. 'Oh well it can't be helped.' shrugging she proceeded to bathe herself, grabbing the sweet smelling body wash she lathered the cloth . She took her pale leg out of the steamy water and propped it up on a smaller boulder. Passing the soapy cloth across her leg, she shivered as the cool night air hit her exposed body. She hummed a tune to herself as she continued, finishing rather quickly she ducked underwater washing away all the white suds from her person.

She opened her eyes in surprise as she felt two jewel shards approaching her rather quickly 'Kouga' she thought. Rising above water she wiped the water from her eyes, she looked ahead and was met face to face with a red eyed Kouga. 'Hold it! Kouga has blue eyes… oh my kami, he's gone full demon like Inuyasha!' gasping she moved deeper into the spring, Kouga growled in disapproval and began to descend into the hot spring. "Dammit why does it always have to be me?! Why can't something like this happen to Sango once in a while." she grumbled as she fearfully ducked behind a lard boulder, hoping that the idiotic hanyou was not with the clay pot Kikyou and would soon come to her aid.

The growling stopped, she peaked over the boulder and found him gone. She sighed with relief turning around she bumped into a tan chest. She mutely cursed for her rotten luck, she could feel the shards for Kami's sake and she bumped right into him. She looked up, Kouga was about an inch away from her nose. Snarling, he wrapped his arm around her and grabbed her neck with the other making her lips clash with his. She instantly panicked and began pounding on his chest, she had to think of something fast. Getting raped was not something she looked forward to, sure she wasn't a virgin and it wouldn't hurt but still. That's when it hit her, she pulled her knee back and hit Kouga where the sun doesn't shine.

He let go of her with a painful whine, moving back a few steps. Taking this as her opportunity she ran like hell, or as best as you could in water. Quickly looking back to see if the wolf demon had recovered from the low blow, nope. He was still holding his family jewels painfully, she grabbed her panties and bra. Kagome hurriedly put them on and making a mad dash for camp forget her dignity.

Avoiding the branches that threatened to scratch her she ran when she ran into another wall. The Kami's definitely had something against her. She opened her eyes, she saw white… a fluffy tail… armor… two swords… silver hair. "Oh shit." she muttered, rather regrettably she looked into the mans face. Yes sir, she had run into none other than Sesshoumaru. The stoic killing perfection, also known as the lord of the Western lands. Yes, life was good. "Miko, why are you dressed like a whore?" he spoke coolly, not that he was complaining or anything. The view the little miko was giving him of her assets was not taken in vain, he appreciated the view and gazed appreciatively. Kagome blushed a bright red in fury, she was never one to like getting insulted and actually take it silently.

"I am not a whore Sesshoumaru! I'll have you know that I have a-" she was cut off by a snarl a few feet behind her, tuning her head so fast she thought she got whiplash. "very horny wolf prince behind me trying to rape me…" she finished off quite obviously. Kagome saw the furious and very horny which she knew by experience because that was not a stick that was poking her in the spring. Southern wolf prince staring at them with a cold glare, which was mostly directed at Sesshoumaru. The tai-youkai lifted an eyebrow in amusement, he could use this to torture the miko with after he taught this insolent wolf cub his place.

Kouga growled and lunged at Sesshoumaru, quickly grabbing Kagome and flinging her on his shoulder like a sack of potatoes. She squeaked in surprise and quickly covered her face in her hands embarrassed that her very luscious bottom was now revealed to the two demons. Kouga automatically stared at her ass, drooling a bit. Sesshoumaru took this opportunity and hit the wolf youkai in the neck with the blunt side of his sword. Effectively knocking out the young prince, "We shall leave this nuisance here, I can smell his companions coming this way." not giving any room for argument he turned left and began walking to the young miko's campsite, her still on his shoulder.

Kagome sighed and gave up on her attempts to make him let her down. She laid limply on his shoulder, grumbling about annoying youkai's and stupid over controlling Inu's. Sesshoumaru had a smug smirk on his face when she resorted to just stay still, although her constant pound on his back was smoothing all this knots in his back. It served as a good massage, he would have to do this more often. She let her head down and noticed that her hands were dangerously close to his very muscular and attractive bottom. Her hand twitched wanting to grab the appendages presented in front of her. 'Damn teenage hormones.' she cursed, who could blame her? She was seventeen, non virgin and very sexually frustrated because even if she didn't love the cursed hanyou any longer he was still incredibly bashful and blushed for anything. She thought he was out of his mind, she knew she was sinfully delicious and damn she wasn't a whore but a girl has got to release some sexual tension some time and when that is presented to you; you take advantage of it.

To hell with it, she firmly gripped one ass cheek with her right hand and slapped the other with her left one. The tai-youkai faltered in a step but continued walking, his eyes widening for a fraction of a second. So she wanted to get frisky huh? Very well, he was not to blame for this, he ranked his claws on her inner thigh smirking as he felt her tremble and her arousal spike. He placed his hand on her almost bare ass and rubbed it, suddenly he smacked her right back she squeaked but did not scold him for his actions. "Kagome, I suggest you stop doing such things unless you want to take part in some activates that would not be fitting for a priestess." he gave her a playful nip on her thigh, as they arrived to her camp side his hands still firmly holding her butt.

Inuyasha immediately jumped from his sitting position his sword drawn. Sango and Miroku got in a battle stance as well. "Sesshoumaru you bastard! What are you doing here?" he yelled, the others nodding. They stood there for a few seconds in silence until the heard their beloved miko's voice.

"Sesshoumaru.." she whined, "let me down." everyone gasped, no one had noticed Kagome propped on his shoulder.

"Very well." he gave her a quick slap once more and set her down . She stretched, completely forgetting her need of clothes. Miroku had an all knowing lecherous grin as Sango and Inuyasha blushed a bright red.

"Miko, you have forgotten that you have very little clothes on." Sesshoumaru let a small smirk appear on his face as Kagome screamed covered herself as best as she could with Sesshoumaru's haori sleeve blushing a bright red. "Well Kagome, you seemed to have had your fun." Miroku spoke, admiring his companions well developed body.

"Hentai!" Sango shouted as her bone made boomerange collided with his head, "Tch, stupid monk and his perverted ways." she muttered.

Inuyasha who had stayed astonishingly quiet though the whole ordeal finally broke his shock and spoke.

"Kagome what did happen?"


a/n: I bet you all are quite mad at me for not updating any of my stories, I'm sorry but midterms where last week and well I made a futile attempt at studying. Lately I haven't been in the mood for writing my somewhat angsty stories so this one story is mainly just as a stress reliever and is not by any means meant to be taken seriously. :D

As for the other stories I will update sometime this or next week, I need to add some things to the chapters I'm about to post up. I'm not who I once was will finally be updated!

No need to review but I appreciate you reading it. :D