Naruto and Friends Puppet Pals!

Ninja Angst

AN: Ok people, just so you know I'm using Sasuke as Harry because for this ep it works. Don't give me bad reviews because u think Naruto should be Harry or whatever.

Sasuke: I feel cranky and pubescent today and I don't know why. Rrrgg. I'm gonna take it out on people I like!

Naruto: Hello Sasuke! What sort of tom foolery shall we get into today?

Sasuke: No tom foolery today Naruto. I'm sick of your dreadful whiskered mug.

Naruto: …why must you hurt me in this way Sasuke?

Sakura: Yeah what's your problem Sasuke?

Sasuke: My parents are dead, my life sucks, I can't hold down a girlfriend and I'm surrounded by fucking ninjas and shit all the time. I mean what the fuck?!

Naruto: But it's magic Sasuke! The ninja's are magical!

Naruto jumped up and flew around Sasuke while a magical rainbow followed him.

Sasuke grabbed his shirt and brought him down.

Sasuke: Yeah, but I still have dreams about my curse mark eating my flesh clean off every night! I can't take it anymore! I quit being a ninja!

Naruto: Gasp!

Sakura: But what about fighting Orochimaru?

Sasuke: It's all up to you now Naruto.

Naruto: B-b-b-b-b-b-but-but-but-YOU…

Sasuke: Go on go fight him! (throws Naruto)

Orochimaru: Hello little child.

Naruto: M-m-m-m-m-m-m…

Orochimaru: You want a piece of me or what?

Naruto: N-n-n-n-no-n-n-n-n-n-n (runs back)

Orochimaru: Yeah you run away.

Naruto: I can't do it!

Sakura: You tried your best Naruto.

Naruto: What's Sasuke doing?

Sasuke: (hits head on wall) Angst. Angst. Angst. Angst. Angst. Angst.

Sakura: …

Sakura: He's a little off today isn't he Naruto?

Naruto: Maybe he's in looooove…or maybe he needs a hug!

Sasuke: I don't want a hug!

Naruto: Give me a hug Sasuke!

Sasuke: No!

Naruto: (hugs) HUGGING!!

Sasuke: Oh get off! I'll kick your ass!

(slap fight)

Kakashi: WHAT IS THIS RUMPUS?

Naruto: Sasuke hit me!

Sasuke: Naruto invaded my personal bubble!

And got electrocuted by the way XD

Kakashi: Me thinks there is some severe punishment in order here.

Sasuke & Naruto: Oh no!

Kakashi: The two of you shall be dragged by your ears to the dungeon, where a drunken Filch will be waiting with a cactus, and a croquet mallet. And then-

Sasuke & Naruto: SECRET JUSTU: PANTALONEOUS POOPRICUS!

Kakashi: Um…I uh…I have to…leave now…mm…bye. (walks away)

Tsunade: Hahaha! That was awesome guys!

Naruto: Thanks Tsunade!

Tsunade: Are ya still full o' that ninja angst Sasuke?

Sasuke: I think I can appreciate life a lot more now.

(even though his brother is still alive who murdered his whole clan and left him to be a lone for the rest of his life and to send him to Orochimaru; the worst possible outcome for him and yet he still says he can appreciate life. HOW MESSED UP IS THAT??)

Tsunade: WELL THAT'S JUST FANTASTIC!

Sakura: Hey guys! (sniffs) Ew, what's that smell?

Naruto: Why its Kakashi's greatest jutsu of all!

All laugh and then Tsunade randomly floats up into the sky. They all look up.

Sasuke: Everybody make a wish!

Well I just randomly thought of that one night trying to fall asleep so I hope you liked it!