Naruto and Friends Puppet Pals!
Ninja Angst
AN: Ok people, just so you know I'm using Sasuke as Harry because for this ep it works. Don't give me bad reviews because u think Naruto should be Harry or whatever.
Sasuke: I feel cranky and pubescent today and I don't know why. Rrrgg. I'm gonna take it out on people I like!
Naruto: Hello Sasuke! What sort of tom foolery shall we get into today?
Sasuke: No tom foolery today Naruto. I'm sick of your dreadful whiskered mug.
Naruto: …why must you hurt me in this way Sasuke?
Sakura: Yeah what's your problem Sasuke?
Sasuke: My parents are dead, my life sucks, I can't hold down a girlfriend and I'm surrounded by fucking ninjas and shit all the time. I mean what the fuck?!
Naruto: But it's magic Sasuke! The ninja's are magical!
Naruto jumped up and flew around Sasuke while a magical rainbow followed him.
Sasuke grabbed his shirt and brought him down.
Sasuke: Yeah, but I still have dreams about my curse mark eating my flesh clean off every night! I can't take it anymore! I quit being a ninja!
Naruto: Gasp!
Sakura: But what about fighting Orochimaru?
Sasuke: It's all up to you now Naruto.
Naruto: B-b-b-b-b-b-but-but-but-YOU…
Sasuke: Go on go fight him! (throws Naruto)
Orochimaru: Hello little child.
Naruto: M-m-m-m-m-m-m…
Orochimaru: You want a piece of me or what?
Naruto: N-n-n-n-no-n-n-n-n-n-n (runs back)
Orochimaru: Yeah you run away.
Naruto: I can't do it!
Sakura: You tried your best Naruto.
Naruto: What's Sasuke doing?
Sasuke: (hits head on wall) Angst. Angst. Angst. Angst. Angst. Angst.
Sakura: …
Sakura: He's a little off today isn't he Naruto?
Naruto: Maybe he's in looooove…or maybe he needs a hug!
Sasuke: I don't want a hug!
Naruto: Give me a hug Sasuke!
Sasuke: No!
Naruto: (hugs) HUGGING!!
Sasuke: Oh get off! I'll kick your ass!
(slap fight)
Kakashi: WHAT IS THIS RUMPUS?
Naruto: Sasuke hit me!
Sasuke: Naruto invaded my personal bubble!
And got electrocuted by the way XD
Kakashi: Me thinks there is some severe punishment in order here.
Sasuke & Naruto: Oh no!
Kakashi: The two of you shall be dragged by your ears to the dungeon, where a drunken Filch will be waiting with a cactus, and a croquet mallet. And then-
Sasuke & Naruto: SECRET JUSTU: PANTALONEOUS POOPRICUS!
Kakashi: Um…I uh…I have to…leave now…mm…bye. (walks away)
Tsunade: Hahaha! That was awesome guys!
Naruto: Thanks Tsunade!
Tsunade: Are ya still full o' that ninja angst Sasuke?
Sasuke: I think I can appreciate life a lot more now.
(even though his brother is still alive who murdered his whole clan and left him to be a lone for the rest of his life and to send him to Orochimaru; the worst possible outcome for him and yet he still says he can appreciate life. HOW MESSED UP IS THAT??)
Tsunade: WELL THAT'S JUST FANTASTIC!
Sakura: Hey guys! (sniffs) Ew, what's that smell?
Naruto: Why its Kakashi's greatest jutsu of all!
All laugh and then Tsunade randomly floats up into the sky. They all look up.
Sasuke: Everybody make a wish!
Well I just randomly thought of that one night trying to fall asleep so I hope you liked it!
