Literary Heroes Don't ask. Oh, God, don't even try to ask. It's Sunday. I'ts a week until the X-Files season eight premiere. *starts biting her nails which she hasn't done for ten years* I'm listening to my Aqua CD and I've also had TONS of sugar today. Just...read and, for your sanity, don't ask questions.



Harry Potter Heroes


Disclaimer: Harry Potter and it's characters belongs to the Goddess of Witing, Joanne Kathleen Rowling, "Cartoon Heroes" belongs to Aqua. I own me, myself, I, my alternate personalities and the new lyrics. Don't sue me. I wanna buy some more things.

In the Fanfic auditorium, many readers are sitting in seats, talking about what they've all been called here for. Suddenly, a teenage girl walks out on center stage, a microphone in her hand. All talking ceases

Kitsune: Okay, can you all hear me?

Audiance: Yes!

Kitsune: Okay, I've called you all here to view my latest fanfics, a song filk. Now, without further ado, may I present Harry and his friends!

Harry: *walks on stage and takes microphone from Kitsune* Thank you, now....*to orchestra in orchestra pit* Hit it! The orchestra starts playing Cartoon Heroes by Aqua. Tom Marvolo Riddle [@ age 16], Draco and Lupin join Harry on stage, both with own microphones. Kitsune ducks off stage as curtain opens to reveal the rest of the cast of Harry Potter on choir bleachers, holding sheet music.

Harry: *Starting to sing*
We are what we're supposed to be
Illusions of JKR's fantasy
All words and lines that speak and say
What we do is what you wish to do

Tom:
We are the literary symphony
We do the things you wanna read
Page by page, to the extreme

Lupin:
Our friends are so unreasonable
They do the unpredictable
All words lines that speak and say
What we do is what you wish to do

Draco:
It's all an orchestra of words
Doin' unbelievable things
Page by page, to the extreme
Line by line, we're makin' it fun

Harry, Tom, Lupin and Draco:
We are the Harry Potter Heroes - oh-oh-oh
We are the ones who're gonna last forever
We came out of JK Rowling's mind - oh-oh-oh
And wrote out on a piece of paper

Other Characters:
Here comes Ron, arachnophobian *Ron walks across stage and waves*
Welcome to the Harry Potter party
Here comes Sirius, from Azkaban *Sirius walks across stage and waves*
Welcome to the Harry Potter party

Harry:
We learned to fly at speed of light
And to fall down from any height
It's true, but just remember that
What we do is what you just can't do

Lupin:
And all the worlds of craziness
A bunch of Death Eaters who're chasing us *Tom grins evilly*
Page by page, to the extreme
Line by line, we're makin' it fun

Harry, Tom, Lupin & Draco:
We are the Harry Potter Heroes - oh-oh-oh
We are the ones who're gonna last forever
We came out of JK Rowling's mind - oh-oh-oh
And wrote out on a piece of paper

Other Characters:
Here comes Ron, arachnophobian *Ron walks across stage and waves*
Welcome to the Harry Potter party
Here comes Sirius, from Azkaban *Sirius walks across stage and waves*
Welcome to the Harry Potter party

Harry:
You think we're so mysterious
The Dursleys take us all too serious
Be magical, and remember that
What we do is what you just can't do

All:
What we do is what you just can't do
What we do is what you just can't do
What we do is what you just can't do
What we do is what you just can't do

We are the Harry Potter Heroes - oh-oh-oh
We are the ones who're gonna last forever
Page by page, to the extreme
Line by line, we're makin' it fun

There's still more to come
And everyone will be
Welcomed at the
Harry - Harry
Potter - Potter
Party

All characters bow to a warm round of applause.

Draco: Oh, you love me, you really, really love me! *throws kisses to the crowd*

Harry: *rolls eyes* Thanks! *walks off stage, handing microphone to Kitsune* Kitsune: *clears throat as all HP characters run off stage* Thanks for that lovely performance. *to audiance* Well, reviews are always welcome! Sayonara til next time, minna! *runs off stage*