A/N: This story has its own Tumblr story/ask blog ( going by: Uchiha-assholes)
Warning: Story has some innocent chapters, but mostly R18.
Main couple: Madara x Sasuke


Chapter 1

"So basically Fugaku has made me take that mission just when I returned. I am exhausted, but well...At least I have this day off." Shisui scratched the back of his head.

"You should just send one of your men. They are jonins, you shouldn't baby them around," Madara said as he put his teacup on the table.

"I am responsible. I can't just abandon them because I want to sleep." Shisui said as he lowered his head, "It's as if one of your brothers got send to a mission and you are not sure if they will make it back."

"I wouldn't have to worry about my siblings. They wouldn't be my siblings if they died on some lame-ass mission," Madara said.

"You will never change, will you?" Shisui leaned back and looked up seeing everyone gasp and stare at someone entering the district. "What is happening?" Shisui voiced his thoughts, causing Madara to turn his head too. He saw a young man walk inside the district. His uniform has some blood splashes on it. He pulled a rope that was wrapped around the heads of a bunch of guys that were on their hands and knees, walking like a beat up dogs.

"Owh God." Shisui sighed as he shook his head, "On a break, I am on a break. Fugaku has to deal with this shit, not me."

"Who is he?" Madara suddenly asked as his eyes looked slightly amused. He could see the red eyes between the raven bangs turn towards his direction. The expression of the men remained emotionless.

"Hey, Shisui." The man said as he continued his way without even giving a second look.

"You know him?" Madara asked once the guy passed them towards the prisons.

"What? You don't?" Shisui asked as he turned his head, mumbling something about the younger man being over dramatic and brutal in his way of treating criminals.

"No. You do?" Madara narrowed his eyes. Shisui looked back at his friend, giving him a confused look. "Who is he? Why should I know him?" Madara asked.

"Really, Madara? You really don't know him? You really don't have a clue who he is?" Shisui looked surprised.

"Why is it such a deal?" Madara raised his glass to drink his tea.

"Well, because it is Itachi's little brother, Sasuke-" Madara spat the tea out right in Shisui's face who had an emotionless expression.

"Itachi has a little brother?!" Madara asked surprised.

"You have known Itachi your entire life. Who else did you think the other kid was around their house?"

"Pffff...I don't pay attention to that. I thought Itachi has a dog that always ran up to him and barked."

"Yeah, that dog you remember, that is Sasuke." Shisui cleaned his face with the napkin before putting it down. "He works in the military police force, he's there every day. He is friends with your little brother."

"Zura?" Madara asked which caused Shisui to look a little awkward.

"Izuna." Shisui said.

"In my defence, Izuna is friends with everyone. That doesn't mean I have to remember the faces of the entire village." Madara leaned his elbow on the back of the chair.

"Hmm...Maybe you just don't sense him on your radar." Shisui suggested.

"Hey," Itachi walked towards them before sitting down. "It was such a crazy day."

"Did you see Sasuke with his new pets?" Shisui asked.

"I told him to stop that right away. Say, if you knew...Why didn't you say anything?" Itachi frowned.

"You see those actions now an then. I see them every single day," Shisui said.

"I didn't even know you had a brother. I swear to God you said you wanted a puppy when you were five or something." Madara said.

"And my parents came back with a little brother, weird right?" Itachi joked.

"I really thought you had a dog." Madara narrowed his eyes.

"No...I never had a dog. I have had a little brother since I was five." Itachi said.

"He used to be so innocent." Shisui sighed as he turned his head like he could still catch a glimpse of Sasuke.

"I know. He used to play with his plastic kunais and origami shurikens."

"And now he plays soccer with people's skulls. I seriously blame Fugaku for this sudden behaviour change." Shisui said.

"You talk as if you know him so well." Madara commented.

"I do, I used to train him. When he was thirteen to sixteen. No matter how hard you beat him, he would always get up..Unless he blacked out. He is very ambitious, still." Shisui said.

"Only now he is ambitious to cut people's heads off." Itachi said.

"If Fugaku wouldn't have neglected him as he did. This would have never happened."

"Father wasn't that bad." Itachi said, 'It can't possibly be all on him."

"You were never there. I see Fugaku constantly belittling him and the only time he is proud of Sasuke is when he is...Well like that."

"Not every father can be like Kagami-san." Madara said.

"I have an awesome dad and everyone knows it. I am just saying. The only reason he thinks he is worthy of life is by pleasing Fugaku and he can only please Fugaku by acting like a maniac." Shisui folded his arms.

"You are over-reacting. We are Uchihas," Madara said as he looked at Itachi.

"I hate to admit it...But Shisui is right. My little brother really is trying hard to get some sort of approval from my dad. At a certain point even my opinion didn't matter anymore. I just hope he grows over this phase." Itachi sighed.

"That reminds me, we should talk some strategies over," Shisui said as he looked at Madara before looking at Itachi.

"My parents are not home tonight. I guess my place would be most quiet," Itachi suggested.

"Then we will see you there soon?" Shisui asked as he got up.

"I will have to grab some papers first," Itachi said.

"Same here. Madara, are you coming?" Shisui asked. Madara stood up, exhaling.

"Remember the days we went to each other's houses to play in the backyard. Now we do stupid paperwork and strategy plans." Madara said as he walked next to Shisui.

"We pretended we were important and we pretended colouring books were hidden scrolls." Shisui chuckled, thinking back to the old days.

"We couldn't wait to grow up and be important. Now I want people to leave me alone." Madara looked around him.

"Madara-san-"

"Nope." Madara responded to the man that walked up to him, holding some documents. Shisui shook his head. They walked inside the HQ of the military police force. Shisui wanted to walk to his office, but he stopped when he saw a familiar face.

"Sasuke, what are you doing here?" Shisui asked. It seemed he locked the prisoners in jail, but it's odd how he remained in the building.

"Shisui." Sasuke looked up meeting Shisui's eyes, "I'm waiting for my father." He said. Shisui frowned as he looked concerned.

"How long have you not slept?" Shisui asked as he cocked his head a little.

"Hnmf...I don't remember 24 to 36 hours." Sasuke answered.

"What 36 hours!"

"No, 24 to 36 hours." Sasuke corrected Shisui.

"Go home, take a bath you are dirty and get some sleep." Shisui said.

"Stop worrying Shisui, I am an adult. I can take care of myself." Sasuke said. He turned his head seeing his father walk inside the building.

"Dad," Sasuke called out, "I am back from my mission. I caught all perks." Sasuke said as he walked towards his dad, who didn't even look at his son.

"Took you long enough." Fugaku commented as he walked disappearing around the corner.

"Is that everything you waited for?" Shisui asked, shaking his head as he was frowning slightly.

"I don't have to explain myself to you." Sasuke said, "Excuse me." Sasuke turned around and exited the building.

"You should put daddy issues in his description." Madara joked. Shisui shook his head as he walked to his office.

"Those are a lot of papers on your desk." Madara commented as he grabbed one of the files to flicker through it.

"You could help me out here." Shisui suggested.

"Hmmm..I don't know Shisui, seems like your problem."

"Asshole," Shisui muttered.

Oxoxoxoxo

"Why did it take the two of you so long to come?" Itachi asked as he opened the door.

"Somebody didn't even want to move a finger," Shisui said as he took his shoes off.

"You know what is it with your problems, Shisui? They are yours," Madara said as he put his shoes aside and walked in.

"I made some tea." Itachi said as he indicated to the teapot before sitting down. There were already some papers on the coffee table. Shisui put the bag down and grabbed the first documents.

"I can sense this is going to be boring." Madara sighed as he sat down. After the first hour passed, he put his tea cup on the table and stood up. "I need to go to the bathroom."

"Through the door and then on your left." Itachi reminded him. Madara nodded as he walked out of the door.

"I thought it was on the right." Shisui looked at Itachi.

"Owh wait, you are right. See what I did there?" Itachi smiled.

"There is a 40% chance Madara will die and you took the risk to make a joke? Nice, 'Tachi!" Shisui high fived Itachi.

Madara opened the door on the end and stuck his head inside before realizing that it was not the bathroom. He could see the young men, he just learned was named 'Sasuke', sleep in the bed. His hair seemed wet and he slept in an oversized shirt that was lifted up to his chest. The young Uchiha turned from his side to his back, his left hand was resting on his stomach and his expression seemed peaceful. Madara was surprised that he didn't wake the young Uchiha up from his sudden presence.

Madara shook his head in a disapproved way. How could he ever be related to Itachi? But then again. Would somebody really keep his guard up when they are sharing a home with Itachi. It was pretty safe to let your guard down, knowing Itachi is home. Sasuke turned his head and kicked the blankets on the ground, revealing his legs all the way to his stomach. Madara's eyes looked surprised when he saw a burn mark right next to Sasuke's belly button. It seemed to be the size of a hand and even though it was fully healed, it seemed painful. Why did he have this Uchiha crest burned on his stomach? Was he trying to be fashionable? Madara closed the door as he then walked the other way to find the bathroom.

Oxoxoo

"Madara-nii, you are home late." Zura looked up from his scroll as he saw Madara enter the living room.

"It was one boring get together," Madara commented as he walked past Zura and took a quick look at the scroll to see if it was anything interesting.

"And the rest of your day?" Zura asked uninterested.

"I discovered Itachi has a little brother." Madara grabbed a bottle of water before turning around and seeing Zura wrinkling the paper of the scroll.

"Uchiha fucking Sasuke," Zura muttered.

"How come everyone knows him, except me?" Madara sat down in front of Zura, who put the scroll down.

"Ha! I wish I could have ignored his twenty years of existence." Zura commented.

"So, I saw something pretty odd-"

"His face?" Zura asked.

"No, it was like this burn mark on his stomach. It was weird. Is this some kind of new fashion statement?" Madara asked, causing Zura to laugh in an almost evil way, but then again..He always laughed like that.

"Uchiha Sasuke was burned marked because he betrayed the village and made our clan look foolish. If you ask me, Fugaku was playing favouritism right there. If that was anyone else he would have had their head for making the Uchihas look bad like that." Zura said.

"What did he do?" Madara asked.

"He decided to follow the snake-sanin. It is one messed up story. Basically there wasn't any proof that he had joined Orochimaru, but neither that he had not. So, the Hokage didn't make a big deal out of it and just let him go."

"Not true, Zura." Izuna frowned at his older brother.

"Yeah right, you only have his back because he is your side bitch."

"You are only mean to him because he always wins when you fights." Izuna said.

"You little-" Zura clenched a fist, but got a warning look from Madara.

"Madara-nii, remember Orochimaru-sensei? My old genin sensei. He manipulated all of us to do his dirty work. Obito, Sasuke and me. Sasuke was just in the wrong place at the wrong time. The ANBU discovered the secret labs and the experiments. Orochimaru knew they were after him. He lied to Sasuke that they were on a mission. Long story short, he was locked inside a hideout for three days before the military police force found him. They accused him for betraying Konoha. There was evidence that he didn't and so the Hokage let him go and told the shinobis that Sasuke was just as much of a victim as all the experimented kids were. However, the clan did not accept the Hokage's statement and they legally could not execute him. So, that is why they burn marked him as punishment."

"Yeah, the failure sign. Last time that has happened was a hundred years ago when worrior woman of the Uchiha clan got raped by Senjus and knocked would kick them in the stomach to kill the half blood-"

"Stop it Zura!" Izuna covered his ears.

"AND IF THE BABY WAS STILL ALIVE BY SOME MIRACLE THEY WOULD DECAPITATE IT IN FRONT OF THE WOMAN!" Zura shouted to make sure Izuna heard everything he said.

"But it wasn't that sign. It was the Uchiha symbol. I am pretty sure it was."

"What?!" Zura looked confused before looking at Izuna. "Did that asshole form the Uchiha symbol from the failure sign?" Zura narrowed his eyes as he looked at Izuna who remained quiet. "Speak up, little shit!" He wanted to get up to grab Izuna, but Izuna hid behind Madara.

"Just you wait. The moment he is gone your head will be in a hole deep in the ground."

"Like an ostrich?" Izuna asked.

"No!...Do they stick their heads in the ground?" Zura looked at Madara who gave a confirming nod. "Damn...The more you know. Why do they even...WAIT NO THAT IS NOT WHAT I MEANT! I WILL DECAPITATE YOU AND BURY YOUR HEAD IN THE GROUND!"

"Y'know Zura...If you do that worst fate is on your way because," Izuna smiled,"Uchiha Sasuke." Zura suddenly stood up and reached behind Madara to grab Izuna, but Madara grabbed Zura's hand and twisted it so he would sit back down.

"Okay, okay!" Izuna wrapped his arms around Madara's waist as he hid safely behind him. "Shisui saw what they did to Sasuke and he turned the failure sign into the Uchiha symbol."

"You were there?" Madara asked.

"Yes and Obito, I had to hold his hands down while Obito had to hold his legs down." Izuna admitted before hiding his head in Madara's back.

"Tch...Always Shisui who is trying to help that asshole. Say, Izuna, since you were there. Did he cry? Did he scream in agony?"

"No, I am not going to tell!" Izuna said as he hugged Madara tighter, "yes…" He admitted. Zura smiled a teeth showing smile.

"So he was crying and screaming while trying to break free? How pathetic did he look. I bet very pathetic."

"Stop it! He did nothing wrong!" Izuna shouted, "He was in pain and it was a terrible sight! You wouldn't even do this to your worst enemy."

"I would do it to him, all over that pretty milky skin."

"Wow Zura," Madara gave his little brother a strange look.

"No homo." Zura said, holding his hands up.