David Rossi: Guide and Owner's Manual

Congratulations!

You are now the owner of a fully automated Rossi unit. To ensure that you get the full use and benefits of your professional profiler, please pay close attention to the following instructions.

Basic Information:

Name: David Rossi

Date Of Manufacture: Year of 1947

Place Of Manufacture: C&M, New York

Height: Around 6'2"

Weight: Unknown

Your Rossi unit will come with the following accessories:

Two suits

1 loaded gun

Two casual outfits

Two pairs of shoes

FBI badge

Black Book

When you first open your Rossi unit, he may be watchful and tense. Show him your place and he shall open up.

Cleaning: The Rossi unit is fully capable of cleaning himself and will keep the house clean for you.

Programming:

Your Rossi unit is perspective and tough, and can carry out the following functions:

Storyteller: Being an author Rossi tells excellent stories and keep people of all ages occupied.

Profiler: As one of the original profilers he is one of the best and can solve anything

Date: He's mature, charming and handsome. You will have no problem convincing him to be your date and you will have a heck of a time.

Coach: Rossi is a tough cookie and believes in tough love. He won't sugar you and baby you but he will look after you and make sure you got what it takes to survive.

Your Rossi unit comes with four different modes:

Calm

Profiler

Annoyed

Romeo

The calm mode is activated whenever Rossi is with other units in a friendly setting like a restaurant, date or nights out on the town. He will laugh, joke and crack a smile more.

Romeo is activated when Rossi is around beautiful women or potential wives, girlfriends and lovers. He will watch, smooth talk, buy jewelry, flirt and date.

The annoyed mode is activated when Morgan, Spencer, Garcia and Prentiss units put them selves in danger, pull pranks on each other, is late or crosses the line.

The profiler mode is activated when Rossi is on a case or something big happens like a mail-box is knocked over or a cat is stolen.

Reaction to other units:

Spencer Reid: This unit is a fan to the Rossi Unit and looks up to him. The Spencer Unit often rants which sometimes annoy him but they get on great.

Derek Morgan: This unit is a friend, but he will occasionally annoy Rossi with his big-bad complex and reaction towards god-related things.

Jason Gideon: These units have little to no connect so everything might be all right.

Elle Greenaway: These two have no connect.

Aaron Hotchner: This unit is a friend, and there is mutual respect and admiration. They might jump down each other throats everyone now and then but it's all good.

Emily Prentiss: These units are friends but the Prentiss unit sometimes tries to profile the Rossi unit but there is no harm between them.

JJ: This unit is good friends with your unit. He will grow to have deep respect for JJ but everything will be all right.

Penelope Garcia: She is one of the Rossi unit's friends, things get tense after she is shot but things will smooth over.

Ex-Wives: Things are tense so don't leave them alone.

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: My Rossi unit is tense and keeps looking at the charm bracelet and won't tell me why. What is going on?

A: He must be working on the one case that stayed with him. Give him lots of time and things will settle down.

Q: My unit had a fight with my best friend's Hotch and now there not talking and we are scared to leave them in a room together. How do we fix this?

A: Give them a new case and make them thing children are in dire need and they will get over it. Or have a Morgan step in.

Q: One of Rossi's ex-wives tracked him down and they had a heated conversation and now he left and I can't find him. What can I do?

A: Find a Spencer and he will track him down and bring him back. Just wait patiently and he'll come back home.

Q: I accidently burned up Rossi's black book and now he won't even LOOK at me let alone talk and I can't stand the silence. What do I do?

A: My advice? Present him with a new book wearing victoria secret while begging for forgives on your knees. Or just be a suck up the rest of your live. He might forgive you.

Q: Rossi has been taking me out to dinner and presenting me with gifts and I'm loving it. I know he has a reputation as a Casanova but I can't help being happy. What can I do?

A: Be smart, be safe, and be happy.

Warranty: With proper care, the Rossi unit will grow old and eventually die, unless a unsub or accident kills him. However, if you get annoyed with the mature casanova, you can always send him back to our company for a full refund (within 12 months of purchase).